SMB's terrorism school now open

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-17-2011, 07:52 AM

So once of the first years I teach just got arrested for making crystal meth, got his halls of residence evacuated, bomb squad in to make sure it ok.
I don't know whether to be impressed that he clearly learned something or horrified at his sloppy techniques.
I only teach them chemistry, however, and my opportunity to teach the wider subjects proper for neccessary mental grounding is limited. Really this is the inditement of the university system, we highly train these people in super criminal skills without teaching them the proper outlet for these skills (progressive dismantlement of the government).

Don't know the point of this thread, just thought it was wacky. Also the WTF smilely is smoking, it seems appropriate

Geminex · 01-17-2011, 10:10 AM

Clearly you taught him everything you know.

Edit:
Except how not to get caught.

Shyria Dracnoir · 01-17-2011, 10:18 AM

No, if Smarty had taught the kid everything he knew rather than everything the kid knew, the kid would have been smart enough not to get caught.

krogothwolf · 01-17-2011, 10:32 AM

I'm guessing smarty taught him how to be drunk and to rage against the government first, then chemistry. His next subject probably would have been how not to get caught...or the guy was drunk and high and told the wrong person, who claimed to be a friend of the anti-government forces but was really a cop, about his meth.

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-17-2011, 10:33 AM

I'm disappointed as shit. First thing I teach them is you always brew your chemicals in the lab. As long as you got a hazard note on it nobody will take a second glance. And you can get university to pay for all of your equipment and most of your chemicals.
Also some of my colleagues got to see the "lab"- being brewed with unclean equipment and with primitive heat controls. If you kill your customers they not going to be coming back for a second hit are they? Also with even the most basic of chemical controls- as I teach them in the analytical sections of their courses- you could high-end the market as even "pure meth" is disgracefully made and is barely pure at all.
It's friggen amateur hour.
I'm thinking I might give that class a bollocking next time I see them, especially for not helping their friend improve his method.

Geminex · 01-17-2011, 10:33 AM

Didn't you know? Everyone who claims to be a friend of the anti-government forces is really a cop.

In fact, everyone ever is really a cop. That is the police state we all live in.

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-17-2011, 10:35 AM

Nah you can tell the fuzz from the non-fuzz by looking deeply. If they look like a massive raging cunt with a power complex, they are a cop.

Edit: OH shit........ Guy in my office is marking this guys assignments. Temptation to put massive coded references to his lack of drug making prowess overwhelming.

krogothwolf · 01-17-2011, 10:39 AM

Maybe the guy has a fetish for massive raging cunts and it threw off his detecting skills?

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-17-2011, 10:42 AM

I don't normally teach fuzzdetection to students, not 1st years at least.

krogothwolf · 01-17-2011, 10:43 AM

So then, there you go, that's why he got caught. You should probably teach them that first then.

01-17-2011, 07:52 AM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	SMB's terrorism school now open So once of the first years I teach just got arrested for making crystal meth, got his halls of residence evacuated, bomb squad in to make sure it ok. I don't know whether to be impressed that he clearly learned something or horrified at his sloppy techniques. I only teach them chemistry, however, and my opportunity to teach the wider subjects proper for neccessary mental grounding is limited. Really this is the inditement of the university system, we highly train these people in super criminal skills without teaching them the proper outlet for these skills (progressive dismantlement of the government). Don't know the point of this thread, just thought it was wacky. Also the WTF smilely is smoking, it seems appropriate

01-17-2011, 10:18 AM	#3
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Devil's in the details No, if Smarty had taught the kid everything he knew rather than everything the kid knew, the kid would have been smart enough not to get caught. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

01-17-2011, 10:32 AM	#4
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	I'm guessing smarty taught him how to be drunk and to rage against the government first, then chemistry. His next subject probably would have been how not to get caught...or the guy was drunk and high and told the wrong person, who claimed to be a friend of the anti-government forces but was really a cop, about his meth. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

01-17-2011, 10:35 AM	#7
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Nah you can tell the fuzz from the non-fuzz by looking deeply. If they look like a massive raging cunt with a power complex, they are a cop. Edit: OH shit........ Guy in my office is marking this guys assignments. Temptation to put massive coded references to his lack of drug making prowess overwhelming. Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 01-17-2011 at 10:41 AM.

01-17-2011, 10:39 AM	#8
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Maybe the guy has a fetish for massive raging cunts and it threw off his detecting skills? __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

01-17-2011, 10:10 AM	#2
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Clearly you taught him everything you know. Edit: Except how not to get caught.

01-17-2011, 10:33 AM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I'm disappointed as shit. First thing I teach them is you always brew your chemicals in the lab. As long as you got a hazard note on it nobody will take a second glance. And you can get university to pay for all of your equipment and most of your chemicals. Also some of my colleagues got to see the "lab"- being brewed with unclean equipment and with primitive heat controls. If you kill your customers they not going to be coming back for a second hit are they? Also with even the most basic of chemical controls- as I teach them in the analytical sections of their courses- you could high-end the market as even "pure meth" is disgracefully made and is barely pure at all. It's friggen amateur hour. I'm thinking I might give that class a bollocking next time I see them, especially for not helping their friend improve his method.

01-17-2011, 10:42 AM	#9
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I don't normally teach fuzzdetection to students, not 1st years at least.

01-17-2011, 10:43 AM	#10
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	So then, there you go, that's why he got caught. You should probably teach them that first then. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝