The Morality of Flashing One's Parts

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Firtstly: Requesting Butts-tag

Secondly:
Discussing subjects of morality is something I rarely do because, well, everyone has an opinion or rather a lot of opinions. In a few key points most people agree. Like shiney, but even then the age old question, asshole or shitface pops up and no one ever agrees. We can discuss back and forth, formulate the best arguments, but it will never accomplish anything unless someone spent their life in complete denial that the subject of the question asked is even a thing. By the time one has reached the average age of an NPF forumite most, if not all, people already have their idea of what's right or wrong and changing that is not something that happens just like that. Unless you're really really really open minded to new ideas. Otherwise it's a process. But this thread is not about changing opinions, it's not like we can objectively say who's right, it's about sharing them. The only wrong answer is no answer!!!!!!!

Yesterday I had a conversation with someone and at some point the discussion shifted towards naked people, specifically: Naked children at the beach. While I didn't have a problem with that at all my friend seemed to find the idea of some parent letting their little one run around naked in public completely and utterly appaling. I asked "What's so wrong with that" and got "Everything". Now, I'd have loved to discuss that subject a little more in detail but I could see that my... "opponent" didn't want to talk about this kind of thing at all.

Instead I ask you! Nakedness! Complete freedom or indecency that must be abolished at all costs. Now, this question has some facets, man, you don't even know. Or you do, maybe you do. Naked people, men, women, girls and boys and infants with whichever parts. Do, according to you, not the law or some shit like that, different nudity rules apply to each of them and why do you think so? What about places like the beach, where people are pretty much naked anyway and what about other public places, like the subway or McDonald's?

Personally I think people should be allowed to impale, club and swallow bears with their genitals at all times without having to remove those annoying various articles of clothing first! If it weren't so damn cold I'd be writing this naked.

I chose this as the subject for the first (official) installment of "Stupid Talk! With Iggy!!" because everyone has been naked at some point. And most of you have probably seen someone naked even if it was just your aunt for ten dollars.

tl;dr: Just how cool is being naked? Or how not cool is it if you want to be like that...