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**Revising Ocelot** · 07-20-2014, 08:54 PM

I would like to announce my impending death from insomnia.

It's just before 3AM right now, I tried going to sleep an hour ago. 20 minutes after turning my light out, I feel something on my face. Attempt to knock it off. It explodes. Lights on. Lots of goop all over my fingers and face, lips and up my nostrils, and on the sheets and pillow too. It's a bloody spider. Large one by the standards of this country. Looks a little 'deflated'. Still alive. Running across the bed. Grab two tissues and attempt to grab it. It sprays more goop as I crush it, mostly in the tissues but get some on my arm.

Suffice to say, I will no longer be attempting to sleep. Ever again.

07-20-2014, 08:54 PM	#1
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Fuck spiders I would like to announce my impending death from insomnia. It's just before 3AM right now, I tried going to sleep an hour ago. 20 minutes after turning my light out, I feel something on my face. Attempt to knock it off. It explodes. Lights on. Lots of goop all over my fingers and face, lips and up my nostrils, and on the sheets and pillow too. It's a bloody spider. Large one by the standards of this country. Looks a little 'deflated'. Still alive. Running across the bed. Grab two tissues and attempt to grab it. It sprays more goop as I crush it, mostly in the tissues but get some on my arm. Suffice to say, I will no longer be attempting to sleep. Ever again. __________________ magic sucks