Some days it does not pay to leave the Apartment...or even get out of bed.

[RobinStarwing]

So woke up this morning, got my laptop booted up while waking up before grinding some tank XP on WoT 360 and found this as one of the stories on my FB wall.

For those of you do not want to read the whole article...here is the highlights reel.

All quoted Word Salads are sourced to this guy, a 'Geologist' for Creation Ministries International...

"The only way to reliably know the age of something is by eyewitness reports. That’s how I know my age, that’s how you know your age, and basically the Bible gives us an eyewitness report — people who were there from the beginning that’s recorded down, and it’s about 6,000 years old."

"The argument, or the differences, is over the interpretation – and the evolutionary interpretation is based upon basically a belief system that evolution happened. So it’s just plugged into that belief, it’s a whole framework."

"These particular fossils, this jawbone in Ethiopia, it’s found there within sediment that’s classified as Pliocene, 2.8 million years old, according to the evolutionary model. But that would be very, very late flood, most likely, and these would be the remains of creatures that perished, and this is just the remains of the carcasses being buried as the floodwaters were receding right toward the very end of that event"

Want Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Italian, French, or Balsamic Vingrette anyone with this? I personally like Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

What followed next was four hours of grinding the Type 3 Chi-Nu not only to it's final package but now to get to the Tier VI Japanese Medium on WoT 360. Yeah that was fun...

Decide to take a break to go do laundry, grab my 3DS and Pokemon. Find that the coin machine in my Apartment building is out of quarters so head to the local laundromat. Find it empty so figure why not just do the laundry there...yeah that turned into an hour of the bizarrely stupid.

I had to fend off questions from a woman old enough to be my mother as to how the Wifi works when I was not using it (I was playing Pokemon) so she intercoms the laundromat owner (who lives upstairs apparently) down and the following conversation is an IT Nightmare. You have the Technologically Incompetent leading the Technologically Braindead as to why the Wifi is not working on her Ipad.

Than the conversation gathers around me with her husband, the Laundromat owner, and the woman discussing what comes next in the following stepped evolution of bizarre and stupid:

1) How it was possible to steal an ISP Address. -> 2) The Nazis were the only Technological superior civilization to ever exist. -> 3) Hitler was a Spy for the British Empire helping Britain to start and frame Germany for World War II and flew on a Magic Carpet. -> 4) 9-11 was actually conducted by Middle Eastern Mercenaries hired by the Real Secret Government of the United States.

The only thing that kept me from yelling at them about how stupid and wrong they were was my 3DS and Pokemon.

I think I'd rather deal with people in a game...

[Bum Bill Bee]

Okay, I thought that the hate over old people not understanding technology bit was elitist looking.

BUT I get being stressed over that bombardment of oddball freakazoid theories in one day. I don't blame you at all for prefering to interact with people in videogames because of that