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Unread 09-06-2004, 07:23 PM   #1
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Funny Street Names

I have found Bullshit Blvd. No joke. I have found a street called Bullshit Blvd. And its on a 15ft or so pole, so the kids won't steal it. Man, I live in the boonies.

I doubt you can top that, but post some funny street names you've seen/heard of.

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Unread 09-06-2004, 07:26 PM   #2
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Somewhere in Florida, near Panama City Beach, is a street sign that reads, "Gods Way." It connects to the highway, so I see it every time I drive past. Hilarious.
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Unread 09-06-2004, 07:50 PM   #3
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Lois Lane, northern boonies of town. Destiny Lane, the street I live on.

EDIT: Oh yeah one more I almost forgot. Billy's Wig-Wam Place. I'm serious about that one, too.
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Unread 09-06-2004, 07:56 PM   #4
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Rifle Range Rd. I've actually lived here for several years....
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Electric Ave.

cuz... cuz it's in a song.
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Unread 09-06-2004, 07:58 PM   #6
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These aren't street names and they're not as funny, but close enough...

In Ontario there are the following towns:
Gaylord
Larder Lake

These are also towns, all of whose names have been taken from other countries:
Paris
London
Berlin
New Hamburg
Gloucester
Newmarket

There are a lot more, but I can't remember them all, and I'd rather not bore you I guess we haven't thought of sticking "New" before any of them.

Oh, and don't feel bad about living in the boonies, because you can't possibly be as remote as me. My town is known for *gasp* being the carrot capital of Ontario. XD
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Unread 09-06-2004, 08:05 PM   #7
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In Edinburgh there was an alley way called the Fleshmarket Close
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Unread 09-06-2004, 08:12 PM   #8
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There's a hollow ("holler" for the more hick types than myself) out in Lincoln Co. WV (the hick capital of WV) that is referred to as "Slippery Gut." Which is both gross and amusing...:o
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Unread 09-06-2004, 09:17 PM   #9
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I got a few. Maybe not as funny, but still a good tone of humor.

A Street (fuckin serious!)

What kind of a dumb fuck names his street "A Street"?

Example:

"Hey, what street do you live on?"
"A Street."
"Seriously, what street do you live on? I need to know where to pick you up."
"A Street. Seriously."
"Dude, seriously! What street do you live on?!"
"A Street, you fucking moron! A STREET!"
"That's it, asshole! You can pick yourself up to work! FUCK OFF!"
"...asshole."
That would be great, I say...

Got a few weird ones like "Knights Road" and "Orions Drive" and a few others that I can't think of at the moment that I'll post later when I do.
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Unread 09-07-2004, 01:58 AM   #10
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ok, i shit you not, in Ann Arbor, Michigan there are two streets that intersect: forming the corner of "Gott Hiscock". i like to drive by the interserction shouting out the windows as loud as i can late at night.
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