The injury thread!

This is the one stop thread to post about any injuries you've had, ever! (preferably bad ones). So all sorta morbid people can post/ read this thread!

To start it off... I once was riding my bike in my driveway and my sister threw a rock at me, it hit me in the head ,I hit a car that was recently running ,I smack my head on the tailpipe (yes, it burned), then proceed to run into a tree!

[Lockeownzj00]

:o :o :o

Well...not too many bad ones. Chipped one tooth, broke another, twisted ankle, and various other leg injuries.

[CheshireThief]

In one of my high school plays, I was Mowgli from The Jungle Book. During one point of the play, I was supposed to be ducking behind this rock structure we made out of wood and sheets and styrofoam and such, and then jump on top of it. The structure was about 3 and a half feet tall. I could make the jump pretty easily. The day before our final performance, I sprained my ankle playing basketball in P.E. class. At rehearsal, we checked to see if I could still make the jump, and of course, I could, albeit with some difficulty. During the final performance, when I jumped, there was a staple of some sort sticking out of the back of the "rock" and a chipped piece of wood. My toe caught that on the way up, and I sliced open a good chunk of the big toe on my right foot. Without letting the audience know what was going on, we coninued on with the show, me bleeding all over the stage. I couldn't get off stage, because I was in every scene from then until Intermission. There were literally puddles in the places I was standing, since I was on stage for 15 minutes before I could get off. Nobody could find any bandaids except these bright green ones. Not wanting to ruin the illusion, I ripped off part of my costume and tied it around my toe. That stopped the blood until after the show, where I went to the emergency room before the cast party.

[adamark]

Nothing very bad, ever, actually. I try to take good care of my being.

One time we were burning a rope before a camping trip (to keep it from fringing) and the way my hands were forced to hold the rope was a bad position. Well, the synthetic rope melted and dripped onto one of my fingers and burned through my skin and made it bubble up. That sucked but what was worse was running around trying to get water on it, and my dad fumbling with the water bottle not being able to open it while I was screaming in pain. Hahaha it's hilarious now that I think back on it. I was like 9 years old.

[RaiRai]

This:



Aw poor Rai? Nah. I fell over while drunk. Woke up in my friends room with a scarf tied around my leg. Laughed and thought it was some kind of joke, only to take it off and find the blood had run all down my leg and I had skin off of my kneecap. That bruising is a week or so afterwards, once the intial swelling had gone down. Thanks to that injury, I know have a very bad knee which I shall be heading to the doctor for to see what I can do to get it back to normal.

[shiney]

Fell out of a tree when I was 4, got a compound fracture. Had a bone chip in the same leg at age of 14. Currently suffering from knee problems in same leg.

Cut my finger when I was 15, needed like 4 stitches. Right on the knuckle, too.

When I was 10 I was snowtubing down a hill, and my cousin collided with me. I got a medium concussion and missed a week of school. Lapsed into what could only be called a coma for 2 days, since I slept for about 50 hours straight. My mom spazzed. Since then I've had a horrible memory.

I think that's about it.

[Lycanthrope]

Broke my arm on my fifth birthday. One day I was working on something with a swiss army knife scissors and dropped it. I swear to god I watched the thing fall in slow motion, but I wasn't fast enough. It sliced right between my big toe and the one next to it. Other than that...

[Meister]

I once put my hand through a window pane trying to close the window... I don't know what was up with that.

Heh, yeah... on-stage injuries are fun. In one play I was supposed to come in and sit down heavily. So, I walk in, I make a sharp turn on one foot... my body turns while my foot stays more or less where it is... I hear a sorta mixture between "pop" and "click" from the general direction of my kneecap... try to keep a straight face through the rest of the scene... and, once offstage, remember that later in the play I have to get down on my hands and knees and let someone ride on me (before you ask, it was some sort of master/slave scenario, and yes, sexually). Well crap.

And I slid down/fell off a small wall (about 1m high), cleared the parking lot in front of it, fell on my side and broke something in my shoulder. In the middle of the night while drunk, no less. Go explain that to the doctor; if you find one, that is, since it's Christmas.
As for what I was doing on that wall, it's better you don't ask. It involved a sign and a screwdriver.

[Lost in Time]

I don't have very bad injurys, it was just timings. Like snowmobiling in my town, I took a blind curve, and apperently there was another guy around the corner and we had a head on collision, only bruised my collar bone. But the snowmobile was totaled.

Another time when I was five, my 15 year old cousin decides to body slam me in my kicten on Christmas, breaking my collar bone. Spending most of that day around a Hospital. Fun...

[Cloud Strife]

Two things I can think of:

1) When I was five, I broke my right wrist after falling out of a tree.

2) I once got so angry I punched a window with my bare hand and punched through both panes, shattering them. Strange thing was, I didn't need any stiches, because the window shade happened to be down at the time. Only bruised my hand, and I couldn't use it so well for the next couple days. That's about it...