Best NPC Quote

Bob The Mercenary · 09-30-2004, 05:07 PM

What's the best thing you've ever heard an NPC say in a video game?

Dark Black · 09-30-2004, 05:09 PM

"He he he ha ha ha ho ho ho!" before bouncing off into the distance. *sigh*

MFD · 09-30-2004, 10:45 PM

"Geez, Mario! I left my bazooka at home!"

Drooling Iguana · 10-01-2004, 12:30 AM

"When all else fails use fire."

Wiser words have never been spoken.

Bob The Mercenary · 10-01-2004, 12:33 AM

Oh, and before anyone even thinks about posting it, "all your base are belong to us" is disqualified.

Solid Shadow · 10-01-2004, 02:04 AM

Do quotes count if they are simply the offspring of problematic localization? You know, like the first enemy guard in Metal Gear who says "I am feel sleepy... I am asleep!" ?

Cloud Strife · 10-01-2004, 02:17 AM

Um, never anything really good, unless you count game-based web series, then it would be "Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that?"

Thaumaturge · 10-01-2004, 02:26 AM

Heh, I always liked the enemy gunmen from Gunmen Chronicles. When shot, they will often say: "I can take it!" Of course, they often say this just as they die...

ChaosMage · 10-01-2004, 11:36 AM

"You spoony bard!"

Death Dealer · 10-01-2004, 04:51 PM

"I wouldn't stand there. I just farted." - Guy in Museum in Earthbound

09-30-2004, 05:07 PM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Best NPC Quote What's the best thing you've ever heard an NPC say in a video game? __________________ Bob Dole

09-30-2004, 10:45 PM	#3
MFD THWIP! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,626	"Geez, Mario! I left my bazooka at home!" __________________ And The Lord did curse Caine for his sin, for by The Lord blood may only be repaid in sparkly glitter. - DFM 11:30

10-01-2004, 12:30 AM	#4
Drooling Iguana Behold the power Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Posts: 701	"When all else fails use fire." Wiser words have never been spoken. __________________ Estevan was eaten!

10-01-2004, 12:33 AM	#5
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Oh, and before anyone even thinks about posting it, "all your base are belong to us" is disqualified. __________________ Bob Dole

10-01-2004, 02:04 AM	#6
Solid Shadow Earth-Pig Borne Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Past, Present, and Footure Posts: 237	Do quotes count if they are simply the offspring of problematic localization? You know, like the first enemy guard in Metal Gear who says "I am feel sleepy... I am asleep!" ? __________________ "Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's ok. They know me there." -Joel Hodgson "Tears are our pre-payment for laughter ahead" -Mara the Malevolent solidshadow.blogspot.com

09-30-2004, 05:09 PM	#2
Dark Black Even eviller than black! Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 114	"He he he ha ha ha ho ho ho!" before bouncing off into the distance. sigh

10-01-2004, 02:17 AM	#7
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Um, never anything really good, unless you count game-based web series, then it would be "Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that?" __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

10-01-2004, 02:26 AM	#8
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Heh, I always liked the enemy gunmen from Gunmen Chronicles. When shot, they will often say: "I can take it!" Of course, they often say this just as they die... __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

10-01-2004, 11:36 AM	#9
ChaosMage Evil Makes Me Smile Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Where Spyware Comes to Die Posts: 904	"You spoony bard!"

10-01-2004, 04:51 PM	#10
Death Dealer Death Dealer's True Form? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cleft Of Dimension Posts: 624	"I wouldn't stand there. I just farted." - Guy in Museum in Earthbound __________________ When there was life, there was death, that's where I come in. (From Sloganizer.net) You don't want Death Dealer as your enemy.