Ask a Question, get a stupid Answer, the sequel.

Cloud Strife · 10-04-2004, 11:41 PM

Ok, I'll start things off here. If you don't know what's going on, just check the last thread, and you'll figure it out.

First question:

How much would could a would chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck would?

Viktor Von Russia · 10-05-2004, 12:08 AM

He would chuck a quarter of a quarter of an acre for every quarter a quarterman gives him.

Why knock on wood?

BlackMageGirl! · 10-05-2004, 12:40 AM

Because it's better than knocking on metal.

Why does the sun shine?

Viktor Von Russia · 10-05-2004, 12:42 AM

Because it can't swim.

Where have all the bunnies gone?

Totsumanu · 10-05-2004, 12:45 AM

Uphill

How do you stop a brick wall?

BlackMageGirl! · 10-05-2004, 12:47 AM

By running after it and shouting 'Free Pizza!"

Why is a dime smaller than a nickel?

Cloud Strife · 10-05-2004, 12:54 AM

Because Nickel is an actual element. Dimes are just faking.

Why do people like stuff like this?

BlackMageGirl! · 10-05-2004, 12:58 AM

Because we aren't people, we are actually robots in disguise.

What would you do if you were me?

Viktor Von Russia · 10-05-2004, 01:00 AM

I would eat some pie, as I have just run out.

What makes pie so magically delicious?

Totsumanu · 10-05-2004, 01:01 AM

Cake

How do you make a chicken crow?

10-04-2004, 11:41 PM	#1
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Ask a Question, get a stupid Answer, the sequel. Ok, I'll start things off here. If you don't know what's going on, just check the last thread, and you'll figure it out. First question: How much would could a would chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck would? __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

10-05-2004, 12:08 AM	#2
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	He would chuck a quarter of a quarter of an acre for every quarter a quarterman gives him. Why knock on wood? __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-05-2004, 12:42 AM	#4
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	Because it can't swim. Where have all the bunnies gone? __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-05-2004, 12:45 AM	#5
Totsumanu Milkshake Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Shake'n that ass on the dance floor Posts: 551	Uphill How do you stop a brick wall? __________________ Aurora-Con July 14th, 2006 Anchorage, Alaska The Top of the World Anime Convention!

10-05-2004, 12:54 AM	#7
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Because Nickel is an actual element. Dimes are just faking. Why do people like stuff like this? __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

10-05-2004, 12:40 AM	#3
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Because it's better than knocking on metal. Why does the sun shine?

10-05-2004, 12:47 AM	#6
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	By running after it and shouting 'Free Pizza!" Why is a dime smaller than a nickel?

10-05-2004, 12:58 AM	#8
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Because we aren't people, we are actually robots in disguise. What would you do if you were me?

10-05-2004, 01:00 AM	#9
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	I would eat some pie, as I have just run out. What makes pie so magically delicious? __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-05-2004, 01:01 AM	#10
Totsumanu Milkshake Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Shake'n that ass on the dance floor Posts: 551	Cake How do you make a chicken crow? __________________ Aurora-Con July 14th, 2006 Anchorage, Alaska The Top of the World Anime Convention!