Favorite Quotes

Packman · 12-22-2004, 01:41 AM

Ok this has probably been done but I'm new so just lock it if it has.

Please put all quotes and edit if you've already posted aka NO SPAM

:bmage: "Stabbity Death", "First and I mean this in all sincerity, you are an idiot"

:fighter: "Swordchucks Yo!", "I like swords"

:thief: "Your Gp or your Hp"

BM "OK, Chuckles. From now on I pick the adventures."
Fighter "Phooey"

BM "Okay. Lets call that 'plan stupid' in honor of its creator, Mr. Stupid.", "Well it was a real treat having my life ruined by you."

RM "Okay. We've been over this a hundred times. Were not gonna kill any dwarves, right?"
Theif and BM "Right!"
RM "Damnit, you guys!"

RM "I wouldnt dare brave the hell of marsh cave without a meat shield to pardade at the front of the group."

Theres several thousand other good lines. I bet we could rewrite 3/4 of the archives out here. Plz don't.

Warlock · 12-22-2004, 03:14 AM

:bmage: Enjoy it while it lasts, skippy. HADOKEN! <insert attempt to get in WM's robes here>

:fighter: Oh, is that all? We're GONNA DIE! Sword-chucks, yo.

LAW NINJAS ATTACK!

:bbelt: architecture of insanity

:wmage: You sick, twisted little man. Its like a thousand voices all cried out at once, and all said, "Oh shit!"

mammothtank · 12-22-2004, 03:36 PM

:bmage: I've got black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!
:thief: HOW DO YOU MISS A VOLCANO?!
:fighter: Oh, gravity, my nemesis. One day I'll - hey, a note.
:rmage: The fools! They have only succeeded in increasing my arrow inventory!

The Fighter Mage · 12-22-2004, 04:49 PM

:bmage: I know the difference between right and wrong, I just don't care

Everybody do the Black Mage. Specially you, White Mage!
You magnificent bastard!
You thanking very much Brack Belt-San!

Ominous · 12-22-2004, 08:54 PM

Episode 484:
:fighter: Red's on the what now?

Episode 445:
Berzerker: As they say in the vernacular, "zing."

Episode 380:
:bmage: Well, he stopped reciting awful poetry, so you either peirced his gothicular membrane or his heart. *Shrug* Either one is good enough for me.

Gorefiend · 12-22-2004, 09:36 PM

This whole episode.

Episode 121
:wmage: It's a straight run! A blind, mentally deficient monkey could've found his way! (and pretty much all the text in pink, which I'm too lazy to quote.

The_Bear · 12-23-2004, 12:50 AM

:fighter: "I was looking at him through you using my recently gained and promtly lost x-ray vision."

:bmage: "Your stabbings have become slightly less imminent."

:thief: "They took everything that wasn't nailed down. I did."

:rmage: +30 in escapology

Zenigata_III · 12-23-2004, 01:49 PM

:bmage: : Hey is this the part where we get to mercilessly kill the villian?
:thief: : I don't see why not!
*Dead Drizzle!!!*

Demo · 12-23-2004, 10:23 PM

:bmage: "The main tactic of the ram form of zodiackenshido is to breake your opponent's equipment with your head, before he breaks your head with his equipment."

PhasmaRok · 12-23-2004, 10:54 PM

"That's the last mistake you'll ever make, a stinky bag of bones! Give 'im a dose of ultimate destruction, BM! Go on, make with the blasting. Black Mage? Get up and yell at me. Black Mage. Get up. Please..." --:fighter:

"Sweet zombie JESUS on a pogo stick, we're screwed!!!" --:bmage:

"Oh, and Red Mage? You absolutely CANNOT tell him this, but he isn't a cross-dresser and he has no daddy issues. I've just been messing with him." --:thief:

"I think we're operating under different definitions of 'experience'..." --:rmage:

12-22-2004, 01:41 AM	#1
Packman FF Addict Level 10 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern Illinois Posts: 181	Favorite Quotes Ok this has probably been done but I'm new so just lock it if it has. Please put all quotes and edit if you've already posted aka NO SPAM :bmage: "Stabbity Death", "First and I mean this in all sincerity, you are an idiot" :fighter: "Swordchucks Yo!", "I like swords" :thief: "Your Gp or your Hp" BM "OK, Chuckles. From now on I pick the adventures." Fighter "Phooey" BM "Okay. Lets call that 'plan stupid' in honor of its creator, Mr. Stupid.", "Well it was a real treat having my life ruined by you." RM "Okay. We've been over this a hundred times. Were not gonna kill any dwarves, right?" Theif and BM "Right!" RM "Damnit, you guys!" RM "I wouldnt dare brave the hell of marsh cave without a meat shield to pardade at the front of the group." Theres several thousand other good lines. I bet we could rewrite 3/4 of the archives out here. Plz don't. __________________ :fighter: "I Like Swords!!!" :bmage: "Shutup!" Guess What Happens Next? Garland True Love! We have wonderful Mods!!!

12-22-2004, 08:54 PM	#5
Ominous (Insert witty title here) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: West Chester, PA Posts: 45	Episode 484: :fighter: Red's on the what now? Episode 445: Berzerker: As they say in the vernacular, "zing." Episode 380: :bmage: Well, he stopped reciting awful poetry, so you either peirced his gothicular membrane or his heart. Shrug Either one is good enough for me. __________________ "He's gonna need some ice. To COOL that BURN!!!"

12-22-2004, 09:36 PM	#6
Gorefiend That Guy Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The city that doesn't sleep Posts: 1,039	This whole episode. Episode 121 :wmage: It's a straight run! A blind, mentally deficient monkey could've found his way! (and pretty much all the text in pink, which I'm too lazy to quote. __________________ The world of truth has no certainty. The world of fact has no hope. "Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water... they were passed to get votes. Seasonal anti-smut campaigns are not conducted to rid our communities of moral rot... they are conducted to give an aura of saintliness to the office-seekers who demand them." - Frank Zappa, prelude to Joe's Garage Ever wonder THE TRUTH ABOUT BLACK HELICOPTERS?

12-23-2004, 12:50 AM	#7
The_Bear Using the same avatar since 2003 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nobody reads this line. Posts: 759	:fighter: "I was looking at him through you using my recently gained and promtly lost x-ray vision." :bmage: "Your stabbings have become slightly less imminent." :thief: "They took everything that wasn't nailed down. I did." :rmage: +30 in escapology __________________ Why yes, I am tehmazing. Thank you for noticing.

12-23-2004, 01:49 PM	#8
Zenigata_III Spinney Eyes! @.@; Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Under a pile of Mangas, HELP!!! Posts: 111	:bmage: : Hey is this the part where we get to mercilessly kill the villian? :thief: : I don't see why not! Dead Drizzle!!! __________________ :bmage: Is this the part where we get to mercilessly kill the villan? :thief: I don't see why not. SCORE! I started one comic discussion. that's 1/499! :p

12-22-2004, 03:36 PM	#3
mammothtank We make good team! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: kicks Iowa Posts: 1,722	:bmage: I've got black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it! :thief: HOW DO YOU MISS A VOLCANO?! :fighter: Oh, gravity, my nemesis. One day I'll - hey, a note. :rmage: The fools! They have only succeeded in increasing my arrow inventory!

12-22-2004, 04:49 PM	#4
The Fighter Mage Swords and Sorcery Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 52	:bmage: I know the difference between right and wrong, I just don't care Everybody do the Black Mage. Specially you, White Mage! You magnificent bastard! You thanking very much Brack Belt-San!

12-23-2004, 10:23 PM	#9
Demo Demon Hunter Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4	:bmage: "The main tactic of the ram form of zodiackenshido is to breake your opponent's equipment with your head, before he breaks your head with his equipment." __________________ :thief: "...see that harmless dot of ink between satisfaciton and guaranteed?..." :bmage: "The main tactic of the ram form of zodiackenshido is to breake your opponent's equipment with your head, before he breaks your head with his equipment." :fighter: "YAAAR!"

12-23-2004, 10:54 PM	#10
PhasmaRok Megalomaniac Otaku Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Right. Behind. You! Posts: 286	"That's the last mistake you'll ever make, a stinky bag of bones! Give 'im a dose of ultimate destruction, BM! Go on, make with the blasting. Black Mage? Get up and yell at me. Black Mage. Get up. Please..." --:fighter: "Sweet zombie JESUS on a pogo stick, we're screwed!!!" --:bmage: "Oh, and Red Mage? You absolutely CANNOT tell him this, but he isn't a cross-dresser and he has no daddy issues. I've just been messing with him." --:thief: "I think we're operating under different definitions of 'experience'..." --:rmage: __________________ "You didn't have to wound that man." "Yeah, I know. It was just funny."