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Unread 01-02-2005, 10:29 PM   #1
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well i was thinking and suddenly i had this one thought. have any of you ever noticed that SANTA (clause) is spelled with the same letters as SATAN (the devil)??

i mean seriously folks. santa satan. santa is a big guy dressed in red. and satan is a big guy that IS red. santa has a hat the shape of a horn. satan has horns. santa carries around a huge bag of god knows what (dead bodies) and sneaks into ur house while ur sleeping and steals ur milk and cookies ande he leaves a bunch of useless crap under ur tree. and he has gloves. gloves to hide his FINGER PRINTS. he's always "watching you" the man carries around a "naughty" list for christ's sakes and yells ho ho ho. santa steals ur milk and cookies. satan steals ur soul. the similiaraties between these two are amazing. and santa has a big beard, proof that he's alive for some time now. and satan, been alive since the beginning of who knows what. this guy is seriously creepy.

and god spelled backwards is dog. and dogs just so happens to be man's best friend.


your thoughts on this strangeness.
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Unread 01-02-2005, 10:33 PM   #2
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I think Santa's bag is due for another body.
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Unread 01-02-2005, 10:35 PM   #3
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Well the way i see it, the world is going to end in about 2 to 6 years, either by Armagedon or by an asteriod thats right on course for earth...and Santa has been dead for about 400 years...
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Unread 01-02-2005, 11:20 PM   #4
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Hey, I've got a revelation here too! You know Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, right? Take the first letters of each word,and you get SBVT. Now, reverse those and you get TV BS, Television Bulls***. Coincidence? I think not.

Now about Santa, Coca-Cola technically invented Santa as we know him today, so blame them for the conspiracy. Heck, I'm drinking a Coke right now, and it's tasting rather eeeeeeevvviiiiilllll.
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Unread 01-03-2005, 12:39 AM   #5
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and DEVIL is the word LIVED spelled backwards.

because you can't LIVE unless you are EVIL
and you haven't LIVED untill you've danced with the DEVIL.

omgwtf?
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and DEVIL is the word LIVED spelled backwards.

because you can't LIVE unless you are EVIL
and you haven't LIVED untill you've danced with the DEVIL.

omgwtf?
That actually makes about a billion times more sense than anything else posted.

Also, I read an entire page of... stuff... about Santa being Satan on a christian webpage once. I wish I could remember where it was, I'd link.

For now, just look at Satan Claus down there.
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Unread 01-03-2005, 10:52 AM   #7
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Kriss Kringle Klaus = KKK

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Santa, making your children love material goods more than they love Jesus since 1890. God Bless America.
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Unread 01-03-2005, 06:07 PM   #8
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huh... well thats creepy. the english language is filled with mysterious stuff. its scary.

and coke did make santa. and why is the coke can red? and what with coke and the cocain stuff. they actually put cocain in their drinks for some time.

and another thing. you can make a whole frikkin story with the names of soda these days.

hello DR. PEPPER. i'm MR. PIBB. i would like to welcome you to MOUNTAIN DEW. i hope u feel a SURGE of happyness being here. BIG K is on the third floor. you live 7 UP from his appartment. and have you read brian clevinger's SPRITE comic? and the A&W twins are on floor 5. BARGES is... actually he's right here. why dont you show dr. pepper around.

that can go on for hours. and that drug program thingy called D.A.R.E and it can stand for drugs are really expensive wich is true.

and resident evil:apocalypse. everyone who researches it knows that the first sign of the apocalypse will be the appearance of zombies. and resident evil is a big fan of zombies. and it has the word apocalypse right in the name. and then this tsunami buisness in asia. and these hurricanes in florida or california (dont really watch the news). like that is a coincidence.

and everyone who tried to change the peace and harmony of the world is dead. jfk, malcom x, ghandi, jesus christ, etc.
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"where do you get one of those??!? jeez every one tells me to, but i cant find em anywhere. even seven eleven dont got those."
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Unread 01-03-2005, 07:20 PM   #9
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I have a theory as to the possibility that Santa and Satan may in fact be one in the same.

Christmas being a christian holiday was not always so. It was originally a spring holiday belonging to the Germanic barbarian tribes and the pine tree was meant to be a symbol of life's perseverance throughout winter.

Claus is a german name.

If Claus was originally a barbarian then when christianity rolled over Europe it asimilated the tale of Claus into it's own folklore, thus giving rise to Santa(saint) Claus and later tied it into it's own St. Nicholas
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Unread 01-03-2005, 08:06 PM   #10
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Well the santa satan thing really makes no sense at all. Your logic is flawed in many aspects. You relate the colors of them both as being red. When in the Bible it says that Lucifer (a.k.a. Satan) Is the most beautiful of all the angels. I don't think he is red. The Satan you may be thinking of was used in the dark ages by the church as one of their weird beliefs. They thought that they could defeat the devil by making fun of him. They depicted him as a half man, half goat with horns. Now that I really think about it, who gives a damn about santa 'cause hes just a mythical character made to keep kids happy and to make them less bored by the good old Christmas story.

I do agree that he is kinda creepy though...
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