Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Oooh, so that's the Uber Heavy!

[Loyal]

And I'll form the head!

[Aldurin]

Hawk wins, Thad gets second for effort.

[Thadius]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N4bl-7LI9HI/TidqtwDbkyI/AAAAAAAAI4g/k7tEoo0yOpQ/s1600/36426+-+baldur%2527s_gate+crossover+do_want+FUND_IT+photo shop+twilight_sparkle+video_game.jpg

...Someone tell me what happened here. Please.

[Flarecobra]

Mary Worth should not have read that transformation spell backwards "Just to see what'd happon."

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Aw hell why do I always miss my chance whenever I win these? Grr!

Caption; And that's how this game company became richer than god, all other companies went out of business and the ponyocalypse began!

[Aldurin]

"Uuuuhhh, what a hangover. Spike said that the juice wasn't fermented, but clearly I can't trust him. Just where am I anyway?"

[Loyal]

Celestia's Gate: Elminster is Magic.

[Kerensky287]

I actually wish this had happened.

Not because I have any particular love for ponies, but because Black Isle would still be in business.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If she thought meeting Pinkie Pie for the first time was an awkward experience, wait till she gets introduced to Minsc.

[Thadius]

You know, I always forget when I'm the one running this shinding.

Loyal has first, Ald has second.

Show us your moves, Loyal!

[Loyal]

I hate you for wording it that way because it makes me sad I already used the dancing gif from before (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1119428&postcount=70).

http://i.imgur.com/2FbUZ.gif

[Aldurin]

"And remember, make it look like an accident."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It's like the myth of Aeschylus only with a softer landing

[Bard The 5th LW]

Nothing personal, just doing what the Hare ordered.

[Thadius]

And now, after assaulting the elderly, our suspect will fly the coop.

[Flarecobra]

Chirp.

[rpgdemon]

Aw. Poor turtle. :(

[Kerensky287]

"And what if Andy starts playin' with ME more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me inna the garbage too?!"

[Loyal]

Bard wins. Thad second.

Bonus point to Keren.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://files.sharenator.com/super_funny_hilarious_worldsfunniest_pictures_of_1 267053335_funny_gif_3_Tiffanys_pics_part_1_D-s320x240-200818.gif

[Thadius]

"BURGER KING? Bitch, please. Get to your McDonalds and get yourself a McNinja burger."

[Aldurin]

"YOU COMMIE BASTARD! BUYING FROM GOVERNMENT-OWNED BUSINESSES IS NOT THE AMERICAN WAY!"

[Flarecobra]

Corperate Kefka does not approve.

[Loyal]

"Here, have this nice meal."
"I said I wanted a dollar, damnit!"

[Bard The 5th LW]

Flare wins, Loyal gets second.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/582985-390VTS1.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Sure, the stormtrooper is distracting, but personally, I'm more curious about what that lady in the background sees going on off screen.

[Loyal]

The Emperor's reward toward his faithful.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The force is strong in this one.

[Bard The 5th LW]

These are indeed the droids you are looking for.

[Thadius]

The reason none of the other stormtroopers can focus enough to hit the broadside of a barn.

[Aldurin]

The new psychological direction of storm-trooper armor research provided the best results.

[Flarecobra]

Thad won. Earl second.

And no "Casual Day" jokes?

[Thadius]

http://ui27.gamespot.com/2458/crazedheavy_2.jpg

Blah.

[Bard The 5th LW]

ALL ABOARD THE SOUL TRAIN BABY!

[Kerensky287]

GET OFF POINT, STOOPID!

[Flarecobra]

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG!?

[Loyal]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TOUCHING SASHA!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"As your doctor, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal."

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

"Well, more so."

[Aldurin]

"LUDICROUS SPEED!"

[Thadius]

Shyria first, Aldurin second.

Hit us with your best shot, Shyria!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/314550_Fuck20it20theres20only20bills20and20shitty2 0magazines20in20there.jpg

[Loyal]

"I'm sorry to inform you that 'there's a lizard in my mailbox' is insufficient grounds for us to abate your bill payment."

[Aldurin]

Shyria, quit reading my mail.

[Kerensky287]

Hey, remember how The Godfather had that part where they stuck a horse's head in somebody's bed?

You'll never guess how they're changing that scene in the remake.

[Doc ock rokc]

WAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!

[Bard The 5th LW]

In hindsight, this prank would have worked much better if I put the lizard is someone else's mailbox.

[Flarecobra]

Cousin Ralph was the oddball of the family..

[Thadius]

I forget, are these things poisonous or not?

[The SSB Intern]

"NO! This month's issue of Cat Fancy Magazine is mine! Begone, vile human!"

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard gets first, Loyal gets second.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://sadpanda.us/images/589546-7XFN13M.gif

[Kerensky287]

Once you discover the dungeon's resonant frequency, it's all a matter of mashing the right chord.

[Loyal]

This was Chris Hasting's first draft for the final trial of the Tennis Temple.

[Thadius]

I think he'll regret not bringing knee pads right about...NOW.

[Flarecobra]

Not every bard can harness the rocking power of the pizza paddle.

[Ookalf]

Guitar Hero: D&D Edition.

[Aldurin]

And then he rolled a 1 on his reflex save.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thad Wins and Flare gets second.

Aldurin gets special mention, because the follow-up image was him sliding straight off a cliff. Shame I can't find it again.

[Thadius]

Forgoing my turn because I am too fucking tired to find an image.

[Flarecobra]

Ok thne.

http://sadpanda.us/images/593416-5429BSE.jpg

[Aldurin]

Engineering at it's finest, except for that the slope is wrong so the car will fly rather than stay on the ground better.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Spoiler alert

The driver is a moron

[Loyal]

Surprising everyone, the car did perform better. Unfortunately, he couldn't get where he needed to go because he failed to pass the height clearance bar.

[Doc ock rokc]

Roads? Where we are going we don't need roads.

[Flarecobra]

Shy won.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/squirrelarmor.jpg

[Flarecobra]

FOR GLORY!!!

[Aldurin]

You should see the Mage Squirrel.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

This is not what we expected from Skyrim.

[Loyal]

First inductee of the Knights Who Say "Squeek".

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hawk gets first, Loyal second.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

http://dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/WORMS-2-Armageddon-PSN-Screen-05.jpg

[Aldurin]

"Doctor, do you know what this constant rumbling and pain inside me is?"

"Yes, it's a case of the worms."

"Just worms?"

"Well, a REALLY BAD case of the worms."

[Flarecobra]

"JASON! I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE RED WIRE!"
"I DON'T HAVE ANY HANDS!"

[Revising Ocelot]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[Loyal]

The advantage to having no limbs is that every injury is just a flesh wound.

[Fenris]

And thus began the best acid trip ever.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Flare first, Loyal second.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/598814-V974TKW.jpg

[Fenris]

And thus began the best acid trip ever.

^

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Frank Millers new direction for the Batman franchise was... unexpected, to say the least.

[Aldurin]

Suddenly Batman's TV broke, and he was never happy again.

[Thadius]

And if only he was riding Nightmare Moon, they could argue about who was the night all night long.

[Loyal]

Batman realized he'd need to recruit a bit of help to continue crimefighting effectively during the day.

[Bard The 5th LW]

People really just watched the show for Batwhoof. Sorta a show stealer.

[Intern Nin]

The rest of us learned to cope. The rest of us recognized the danger--of the endless envy of those not blessed. Diana went back to her people. Hal went to the stars. And I have walked the razor's edge for so long... But you, Bruce--you, with your wild obsession.

[Flarecobra]

Fenris, then Thad.

[Doc ock rokc]

I shall take this poor abandoned win and raise it as one of my own, where it will learn truth justice and th-Know what forget it Here's the pic
http://www.wallpaperhere.com/thumbnails/detail/20110623/235895216.jpg

[Julford Hajime]

But the future refused to change.

[Loyal]

ALSO the erath GLOWNS IN THE DARK
the erath actually ,,,, does not GLOWN IN THE DARK

to find out watch thing is true...

BUY THE PALNET???

[Flarecobra]

*Stuffy British accent* The Nile Delta has always been a source of life....

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu amina!...

[Thadius]

ASTEROID OS 9.0


TARGET: EGYPT LOCK: YES


TIME UNTIL IMPACT....

[Fenris]

...and this is your brain on drugs.

[Aldurin]

With the increase of dumping nuclear waste, nighttime photos of earth from space have taken a drastic change.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I probably shouldn't have left the oven on.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard first Loyal second Sorry for the bad pic.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfjzedJgHM1qbi3zpo1_500.gif

e: changed the image to be creepier

[Intern Nin]

I could stay awake just to hear you breathin'
Watch you smile while you are sleepin', while you're far away and dreamin'
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep
cuz I miss you babe and I don't want to miss a thing

[Flarecobra]

Alma watches The Ring.

[Doc ock rokc]

~Daddy I had a nightmare!~

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"Should I wake her up and tell her she left the toilet backed up? She's so cute when she sleeps."

[Thadius]

Whatever you do, don't blink.

[Red Mage Black]

What's really happening when they record encounters with ghosts-

Ghost: "Am I on camera? Is this filming live? HI MOM AND DAD!"

Crew: Checking the recording later. "Am I live? Mom? Dad? Was it trying to ask it's parents if it was alive? I think we may have something, guys."

[Aldurin]

The face is just the distraction from the TRUE monster in the back, all that can be seen is the tiny light it is emitting from the room behind the victim.

[Loyal]

I've been waiting three hours for this, and I'm willing to wait plenty more, but this'll be the best. prank. ever.

[Revising Ocelot]

"MOM! FIX THE DAMN TV SIGNAL OR I'M GOING TO BROOD IN THE CORNER!"

[Bard The 5th LW]

Nin is the victor. Loyal gets second.

Bonus to Thad and Earl for accuracy.

[Intern Nin]

I... won? Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! I mean, hell yeah!

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp51/InternNin/Beluga_and_Mariachi.png

Have at it!

[Bard The 5th LW]

"You must serenade her! That is the only way to win her heart, Enrique!"

[Flarecobra]

I do beleve we have found our fourth member!

[Aldurin]

"Keep calm, Rico. I heard this specific species made a treaty with Mexico, so we shouldn't end up like the last band."

[Thadius]

"Whoooooo lives in a pineapple under the- Oh god DAMNIT Joseph! We got lost on the way to the studio again! We're not supposed to be playing Flipper's theme music!"

[Intern Nin]

Bard in 1st and Flare in 2nd.

Special mention to Thad for mistaking a whale for a dolphin.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Whoo I'm on a roll!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ig45oK0o1qas6xeo1_500.gif

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'M GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE

[Loyal]

Told you that "fast food" garbage was bad for you.

[Aldurin]

"Sandvich is SPY!"

[Julford Hajime]

See, this is why I wanted to go to McDonald's.

[rpgdemon]

I'm slightly upset. This would otherwise be a 3D image.

[Red Mage Black]

"When I said make it a monster Whopper, I didn't mean literally."

[Thadius]

And tonight on Man Versus Food, the lines get blurred just a little more.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"What, no ketchup with that?"

[Flarecobra]

Modern-day Mimic.

[Intern Nin]

"RAWR!"
"Dammit, I said no mayo. Stupid lousy minimum wage teenage service industry worker, can't even be assed to take a food order right."
"RAWR?"
"Oh shut up, no one cares that you're alive."

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thad takes the prize, Shy is in second.

[Flarecobra]

2 days have passed, and since it's now free...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e4XtPVKOF3M/TkZZ4MHra3I/AAAAAAAAKWw/vL9rYB55F34/s1600/37080+-+Combine+fluttershy+garrys_mod+gmod+gordon_freeman +payback.jpg

[Thadius]

My Little Gordon: Vortigaunts Are Magic

[Aldurin]

WHO SAID DR. FREEMAN NEVER DID ANY ACTUAL SCIENCE? HE MADE A FUCKING ATTACK PONY THAT'S KICKING THE COMBINE'S ASS RIGHT AS WE SPEAK!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Ok Fluttershy, when I say go, you give them The Stare and then I'll shoot them with bullets that go fast."

[Loyal]

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!

[Flarecobra]

Loyal second.
Thad won.

[Thadius]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/2h3vioo.jpg

HAVE AT YOU!

[Flarecobra]

Just wait for the riiiiiiggght moment....

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock, what have we told about peeping on couples in the park?

[Bard The 5th LW]

"Oh how romantic. The pure love of a century old vampire and boring teenage girl. It so beautiful and pure I could just -"

*KABOOM*

[Aldurin]

"Cave Johnson here. Today we're doing some science outside of the facility for a change of pace. The test you're currently participating in will answer that ultimate conundrum. 'Do dead vampires sparkle?'"

[rpgdemon]

"What a niceeeeee... Wait, no, nothing about this scene is nice."

[Loyal]

See, what I want is diamond. Now the way I figure it I can either go way the hell underground, mine around for a few hours, and hope I don't get jumped by something ghastly... Or I can just blow this fucker up.

[Revising Ocelot]

You should meet my family.

[Thadius]

You know, they were all so good, I couldn't really decide.

But then I did.

Aldurin first, Loyal second.

[Aldurin]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/halolz-dot-com-left4dead3-whosecorpseisitanyway.jpg

[Flarecobra]

In this game, you play the Special Infected, and you are hiding from a group of comedians who want to kill you...

[Loyal]

The name of the game is "Scenes From a Hat." Colin, Ryan, Wayne, you'll be acting according to the suggestions we gathered from the audience prior to the show. Today we'll be starting with... "Things to do at the Umbrella Corp's Company Picnic."

[Thadius]

HOEDOWN!

[Bard The 5th LW]

At least you'll be dead for it.

[Doc ock rokc]

Drew:Okay "things that You would say to a Boomer"
Ryan: Hello Drew!
*BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!*
AAAAAAUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUAUAUAUUUUU UHHHHHGGGGHHHHHGHH!!!!

[Aldurin]

Flare first, Doc second.

And we need more participation in this.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/617618-TU0UCOE.jpg

[Aldurin]

How the Sperm Whales got their name.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Naaaaaanananaanananaaaa Katamari Damacy.....

[Thadius]

The secret training grounds for FailWhales has to include a spot where they fail SOMEwhere...

[Doc ock rokc]

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[Flarecobra]

Shy, then Beeker.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/teenylamia.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Nom.

Nom nom.

Nom nom nom.

[Aldurin]

"Do I at least sparkle when the infection takes hold?"

[Bard The 5th LW]

As shown here, it is very common among snake people to kill their parents days after birth. Watch as the potent poison surges through the mother's hand, killing her in mere minutes. Isn't nature fascination?

[Thadius]

Flare's baby pictures are at the same time cute and disturbing.

[Loyal]

They're so adorable when they think they're a credible threat. D'aaaaawwww.

[Flarecobra]

Never heard of a finger sandwich?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal, then RPG

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/FHVgF.gif

[Aldurin]

In the next patch of Sgrub, Strongmounts.

[Revising Ocelot]

Nepeta has no coat and her hair is wrong. Equius has no broken horn.

BRING ON THE RABID FANDOM RAGE!

[Kerensky287]

Early evidence of a submission fetish.

[Flarecobra]

"I'm on a troll."

[Thadius]

I haz a mount!

[Loyal]

Not waiting till two to declare a winner, so.

Keren in first place, Earl in second.

[Kerensky287]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19300000/Frollo-Jafar-disney-princess-19331118-716-339.jpg

[Aldurin]

Thus began the worst acid trip ever.

[Doc ock rokc]

Miss Esme, yes it is she,
But not as you know her,
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Miss Esme!

[Flarecobra]

I know you want to check out my snake staff...

[Thadius]

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Tell me, Maria,
Why I see him standing there,
Why his dark eyes still scorch my soul?
I feel him, I see him,
The sun caught in his raven hair,
Is blazing in me out of all control!
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!
It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It is the gypsy man
The sorcerer who sent this flame!
It's not my fault
If in God's plan
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast his spell
Don't let his fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Jaffar
And let him taste the fires of hell
Or else let him be mine and mine alone
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn
God have mercy on him
God have mercy on me
But he will be mine
Or he will burn!

[Loyal]

With Jaffar's unlimited power as a genie, he decided to experiment in ways he previously considered impossible.

[Kerensky287]

Loyal gets first, Thadius gets second because he only changed like two words. :CCC

[Thadius]

No fair! I also changed the pronouns where applicable!

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/w2z5L.jpg

[rpgdemon]

"That's right, my castle is amaz--You're just looking at my boobs, aren't you?"

"No no no! I really love your flying buttresses!"

[Aldurin]

The sculptors would have won the family-built sandcastle contest if it wasn't for the innuendo.

[Doc ock rokc]

Mommy what are they doing?
-What are y-~OH MY GOD!~

[Flarecobra]

Gentlemen, BEHOLD! My shrine to the Deep Ones!

[Thadius]

This sandcastle is like a carefully constructed post on the internet: highly complex, wonderful to look at, and when the uncaring tide comes in, completely boring again.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I feel bad for the poor sucker buried under THAT

[Revising Ocelot]

They thought they could build a sandcastle bigger than the bullies could manage.

They thought wrong.

[Loyal]

Good round everyone, nice entries all around.

RO first, rpg second, extra consideration to Flare.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/bPaXD.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Thadius]

This is either a prep for a face mold, or happy hour gone very wrong.

[Revising Ocelot]

Yeah, with only two posts I'm not declaring a winner yet.

[Loyal]

Well, I just can't think of anything to say to a picture like that. Sorry.

[Revising Ocelot]

Well then let's just declare Revolving Ocelot as a COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING MORON and move on from there.

Flare can post a picture next.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/632626-6P4ZYB7.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

Scott: "Is there anyone you haven't dated?"

Vader: "No."

[Aldurin]

It may have taken fighting the entire ex-boyfriend Imperial army (surprisingly the same size as the Storm Trooper army), but it finally dawned on Scott Pilgrim that he was dating a slut.

[Kerensky287]

Honestly, they were just pissed that she dumped each of them for a Jedi.

[Flarecobra]

Aldurn won.
Keren second.

[Aldurin]

Original image pulled for being too hard to work with since it's partially captioned already. Have a terraria screenshot. For those that don't play it, that's the ocean I'm draining into the ground.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559785036024795899/AE60F5261D82C7390E1D3E471EFD6F22C9896C25/

[Thadius]

Offshore oil drilling becomes much easier when you eliminate the 'shore' part of the equation.

[Flarecobra]

This'll take care of the "Giant Monster from the sea" problem!

[Kerensky287]

Another ecosystem sacrificed in the search for Black Gold.

(Aside: I assume you're trying to make mass amounts of obsidian there, right?)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Some pirate's going to wake up very confused tomorrow morning.

[Loyal]

We here in Terraria take our fire hazards very seriously.

[Aldurin]

Shy first, Thadius is second place.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/birdfight.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

"Whatever! You have fun with flying I don't care! Wings are Mainstream anyways you tool!"

[Flarecobra]

GET IN MAH BELLAH!

[Loyal]

I'm sorry, I believe you said something about me being unable to fly?

[Kerensky287]

"...Poor sod probably doesn't realize that the lack of food around here will make his incredibly high metabolism backfire against him."

"What was that?"

"I said GET BENT FLOWERFUCKER"

[Thadius]

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...

[Aldurin]

Small bird:"Hey, listen!"
Penguin:"DAMMIT ENOUGH ALREADY! IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE REINCARNATED AS BIRDS!"

[Doc ock rokc]

OH NOW YOUR JUST TAUNTING ME!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky, then Doc

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/bunk-bed-awesome.gif

[Flarecobra]

POWERSLEEPING!

[Aldurin]

He barely got to sleep in time so we wouldn't feel the pain of him auto-cloning.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Real traceurs can parkour even in their sleep.

[Thadius]

Dammit, how are we going to cram twenty of you in there if you keep letting go of the bars?

[Kerensky287]

Aldurin first, Bard second.

[Aldurin]

http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/img/shot_1.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"What are you staring at? Is there something on my faceplate?"

[Loyal]

They tried to tell him he had put too much effort into protecting his ears from the din of gunfire, but the complaint fell on deaf ears.

[Thadius]

HULK SMASH!

[Doc ock rokc]

ME GUSTA!

[Flarecobra]

Bob, chill out. We'll find you a toilet!

[Aldurin]

Thadius, then Flare.

Honorable mention to Loyal on a demonstration of how to make pathetic puns.

[Thadius]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/maxtna.jpg

I happen to be taking bets on if this works or not as well.

But in the meantime, caption it!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few planets.

[Aldurin]

"Now, Perry the Platypus, I call this one THE NUKE-INATOR!!"

[Kerensky287]

"I say, if you really want to end it all, why not go out in STYLE?!"

[Melfice]

+ Twenty diamonds says this won´t work.
- You're on.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thats it my green hissing friend...come closer....

[Bard The 5th LW]

The creepers will be annihilated no matter what the cost may be.

[Flarecobra]

The suicide machine is ready.

[Thadius]

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few planets.

Try 'a few dozen.' You get half a prop, because that is technically a mod I used.

"Now, Perry the Platypus, I call this one THE NUKE-INATOR!!"

*Googles* Hmm. Okay, yeah, no.

"I say, if you really want to end it all, why not go out in STYLE?!"

Aaaaand no.

+ Twenty diamonds says this won´t work.
- You're on.

I officially owe you twenty diamonds.

Thats it my green hissing friend...come closer....

Oooh, hadn't thought of that!

The creepers will be annihilated no matter what the cost may be.

Doc thought of that.

The suicide machine is ready.

And no.

Melfice gets first due to the debt of diamond, Shyria takes second due to the half a prop, and Doc gets honorable mention for giving me an idea!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Been 24 hours, time for the runner up

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/koma-comic-strip-more-than-meets-the-eye.jpg

[Thadius]

"Son, if you keep making faces, it'll stick like that."
"Yeah, right."

[Aldurin]

Spy needs to take his disguise kit in to the repair shop, assuming he's able to keep up the charade until the end of his shift.

[Doc ock rokc]

commissioner.
Ah manowl!!
Reports indicate tha-
...
That the rid-OH WILL YOU STOP THAT
Stop What?!

[Oron]

L - "Hoo."
R - "Hoo."
L - "Wait, who-"
R - "Hoo?"
L - "...Nevermind."
R - "Hoo."
L - "Again! Who-"
R - "Hoo?"
L - "...Hoo."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc is first followed by Aldurin

[Doc ock rokc]

http://likewhatwehave.com/upload_pic/resize_6vuk7nftww.jpg

[Thadius]

I didn't know Skittles did drinks!

[Bard The 5th LW]

As seen here: Liquid Crack

[Flarecobra]

New from TAB drinks: FAB!

[Loyal]

Not pictured: One very confused and shortly imperiled leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.

[Oron]

Just be careful not to spill. This stuff's hard to wash out.

[Aldurin]

Carbonated water and unicorn piss mixed together made one of the best selling drinks of all time.