Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[Red Mage Black]

This is stone cold proof that the gay rights activists have finally sold out.

[Doc ock rokc]

flare first followed by red mage black

[Flarecobra]

http://www.ededition.com/blogpics/tg1.jpg

Have some Top Gear.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shoot the penny in the clown's mouth, win a prize

[Oron]

"And then it was my turn, and I had a problem. The spedometer wasn't working so I had to guess how fast 30 was, and I got it a bit wrong."

[Aldurin]

Some day, he may actually get used to high velocity enough to be able to gear shift from normal drive.

[Doc ock rokc]

And then when i hit 88 miles per hour...I saw some SERIOUS SHIT

[Thadius]

"Mister president, just because it CAN go up to 500 miles an hour, doesn't mean it SHOULD!"

"Boy, if that logic worked on me, I wouldn't have done a lot of things. Now where's the boost button?"

[Loyal]

He remembered to bring his glasses. He forgot to close his mouth. He'll be tasting bug for a week.

[Melfice]

The car ran like a charm.
Unfortunately, the engine cooling was sub-par.

Unconventional solutions were devised to keep the shape of the car as it was.



EDIT: Please. Deeply consider the implications of the caption above. Thank you for your time.

[Flarecobra]

Shy wins (Clarkson IS quite clownish.)
Loyal second. (He DID taste bug for a while after.)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1239742478258.jpg

[Flarecobra]

This image needs no caption.

[Doc ock rokc]

Only one has beaten "Four score"...seven years ago....

[Thadius]

GODDAMIT WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH MY TIME MACHINE?!

[Revising Ocelot]

This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 100ft Lincolns in my time.

[Loyal]

To increase patriotic morale, the US Government decided to make a few minor changes to the great films of old. Featured here is Godzilla.

[Aldurin]

And the KKK thought they could hide forever . . .

[Bard The 5th LW]

Who gave Shyria the cardboard cut-out?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin first, Revolving Ocelot second

[Aldurin]

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1337-fire-cat.jpg

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Pyrosnines true form.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hang in there baby.

(Today in chemistry we had a discussion about the boiling point of cats)

[Flarecobra]

Now that's a hot pussy.... cat.

[Loyal]

Today at Aperture Science we'll be testing the viability of cats as incendiary catapult ammunition. We figure whatever it doesn't set on fire it'll tear to shreds.

We're not banging rocks together, here.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Dander allergies are the least of your worries here.

[Doc ock rokc]

I for one welcome our new Fire-cat overlords.

[Revising Ocelot]

The alternate concept for Ponyta.

[Thadius]

Combining the Puss in Boots and Pokemon advertising campaigns together led to some interesting imagery.

[KeienSlayer]

Trainer tip #114:
When trying to turn your Eevee into a Flareon, please do not set the poor thing on fire. Instead, purchase a flame stone, you idiot.

[Kerensky287]

Thou darest trespass against me, pathetic mouse? Bow before me, lest thou serve me as my scratching post!

[Aldurin]

Keien gets first, Flare gets second. Honorable mention to Bard for having a fucked up education.

[KeienSlayer]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z60/KeienSlayer/MrSmith.jpg
(Apologies for the terribleness of the picture.)

[Aldurin]

"Rock Band to Big Mommy, target designated 'Chell' has been incapacitated and is in our custody. Only casualty was the companion cube . . . yes, we made sure it begged before we terminated it."

[KeienSlayer]

So.... do I just give first to Aldurin on default, or can I let it go another day?

[Loyal]

I think we can put our differences behind us. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xk) For science.

[Kerensky287]

Flying through the test chamber is considered cheating, Mr Anderson.

[KeienSlayer]

First to Loyal, second to Kerensky, honorable mention to Aldurin for being on time.

(Sorry, didn't realize that it would be hard to quote for. When I saw it I instantly went "We do what we must because we can, Mr. Anderson.")

[Loyal]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2rxv3pl.jpg

[Aldurin]

Needless to say, I think my master's thesis for Trick Photography is the best of my class.

[Kerensky287]

This is America, ladies and gentlemen.

This is America.

[Flarecobra]

That's right bitch. I GOT THE COMFY BED.

[Loyal]

First to Kerensky, second to Flare.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/pp.jpg

[Kerensky287]

....Nothing?

Not even a "Set phasers to stunning"?

[rpgdemon]

Is that uncle Jesse from Full House?

[Melfice]

Make it fabulous, Number One.

[Aldurin]

Pimp me up, Scotty.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Alright Q, what the hell have you done now?!

[Doc ock rokc]

We french sorts have a better grasp of your petty style.

[Kerensky287]

Figure this has been up long enough now.

Hawk wins (because Q would TOTALLY turn the crew of the Enterprise into the cast of Jeffrey), followed by Doc (because Jean-Luc Picard is the most badass name an Englishman could ever use).

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Eugh, sorry guys, I totally can't find any decent images to use. Someone else might as well go ahead and take this one.

[Melfice]

Yes. Taking this one:

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb458/MelficeSilesius/403-LH.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

You must construct additional pylons.

[Melfice]

Hold everything.
I think I totally stole stuff here... isn't in the rules Doc should get this, since he's runner up?

If so... totally sorry, Doc. Tell me what you want, and we'll work it out, right?

[Doc ock rokc]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/162/f/1/Blue_Mage__by_Endling.jpg
Karma or Ten thousand Needles?

[Aldurin]

Acid trips, now administered by Square Enix.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Uggh that kid is ugly

[Kerensky287]

Just don't tell him how he's supposed to learn Goblin Punch.

[Loyal]

Fireballs? No, I practice a very obscure school of magic... you probably wouldn't understand it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Stoner train has seen some shit, dawg

[rpgdemon]

I have pants. They are large pants. They are the best pants.

[Melfice]

Shyria wins, as far as I'm concerned.

Unfortunately, Doc's image is the one you're supposed to add a caption to, since Hold everything.
I think I totally stole stuff here... isn't in the rules Doc should get this, since he's runner up?

If so... totally sorry, Doc. Tell me what you want, and we'll work it out, right?

and his response Yes we can work this out...Your choice means to me "Doc wants his turn, and he can have it."

Sorry for the inconvenience, Shy!

EDIT: For clarification: My image doesn't count.

[Doc ock rokc]

ald followed by kern/loyal

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/echo419.jpg

[Melfice]

Shortly after this picture was taking, the dog started crying.
Bystanders could vaguely hear the words: "Where did my life go wrong!?" in between the howls.

[Aldurin]

The problem was quickly resolved with a few bites, and then he was never forced to cosplay at any other pokemon conventions ever again.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Despite the investment by the US Military in both time and money, the results of these genetic engineering experiments have proven below expectations.

[Oron]

The first selectively bred peacockadoodle.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When People who Really Should Not Have Pets Have Them Anyways

[Kerensky287]

Karesh, then Shyria.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Welp, I think I've waited long enough.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1316814693470.jpg

[Melfice]

No matter how hot your flame, or how stylish your clothes... you still look like a chump riding a moped. Even if it's dragon themed.

[Aldurin]

Road Rage will never be so badass ever again.

[Bard The 5th LW]

How flameboyant

[Loyal]

The guy in front of him made fun of his horn.

[Doc ock rokc]

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the Highway!
Looking for adventures,
And whatever comes my way

Yeah, darling,
Gonna make it happen,
Take the world in a love embrace,
Fire all of your lungs at once and,
Explode into space!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Damn them Peterson boys, always crowdin' the sidewalk!
Why I ought-ta fetch my beatin' stick and show em what fer.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard, then Loyal

[Flarecobra]

Well, been more then 48 hours...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-90p-FDAwt6w/Tn0fRT1QHlI/AAAAAAAAA_k/EJQL2wmnD_Y/s1600/discord_and_picard_by_willdrawforfood1-d49ok1k.png

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You're just mad because I'm stylin' on you

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Come now Captain Picard, surely you didn't think the test was over?
No, the test of friendship never ends.

[Aldurin]

"Now now, you shouldn't be mad just because I randomly beam your crew around to entertain myself. Oh and the Enterprise is now the Death Star."

[Nikose Tyris]

Typecasting.

[Doc ock rokc]

They made you...That as part of your punishment?
- No, it was my request. I could have chosen to exist as a Markoffian sea lizard, or a Belzoidian flea - anything I wished, as long as it was mortal. And since I had only a fraction of a second to mull, I chose this, and asked them to bring me here.
Why?
-Because in all the universe, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc.

[Thadius]

My little Enterprise: Picard is Magic.

[Flarecobra]

Aldruin, then Doc.

[Aldurin]

http://i.imgur.com/PUeqY.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Ten minus Fifty...

Negative 40% off? Can you -do- that?

[Thadius]

And next door, at the explosives store, they're about to make those signs a whole lot more literal.

[Flarecobra]

I wonder if they have any 360s...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I didn't know Zeus was a graffiti artist

[Revising Ocelot]

Next door, the 599 US Dollars shop. Now stocking freshly enlarged, hostile crustaceans.

[Doc ock rokc]

"WHAT DO WE WANT"
"OUR MONEY BACK"
"WHY"
"WE GOT THEM FIRED"
("hee hee hee hee")

[Aldurin]

Ok here's the results.

YOU ALL FAIL, except for Flare. Seriously, was she the only one that noticed the name RED RING ELECTRONICS?

First place is Flare. No second place because I'm so disappointed in you guys.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/684806-EFWKNN4.jpg

[Aldurin]

Alternate ending to Point Break.

[Thadius]

And in about two seconds, one of the creepers will turn on the archer, showing us why creepers and skeletons can never co-exist.

[Loyal]

Though the monsters grew weary of waiting for the girl in the sky to descend, the Creepers and the Spiders would wait as long as it took. They could wait.

[Doc ock rokc]

TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, YOU FRIGGIN' BASS-HEADS! IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE! GOD DAMN! LET'S GET SOME DANCING GIRLS IN CAGES, WHY DON'T YOU?! (http://youtu.be/xjj9umuLn0w)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Weirdest hottub party, ever.

[Revising Ocelot]

Ok here's the results.

YOU ALL FAIL, except for Flare. Seriously, was she the only one that noticed the name RED RING ELECTRONICS?

First place is Flare. No second place because I'm so disappointed in you guys.

You fail more. I noticed it, and decided on PS3 jabs to counter it.

You don't remember the Giant Enemy Crab?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Don't stop, make it pop.
Creeper blow my speakers up.
Tonight I'mma fight till we see the sunlight.

[Flarecobra]

Hawk won.

Thad Second.

RO for the "No relevency whatsoever." award.

[Thadius]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/183/623/turnabout_ponyville_by_filiecs-d3fdx1t.png?1318122405

Let madness reign! Caption this, if you can!

[Flarecobra]

"As I looked into his deep, brown eyes, I knew there in my heart, I had found the one pony for me...."

[Aldurin]

Following Japan's example, America began twisting its view of the American courtroom.

[rpgdemon]

OBJECTION!

[Revising Ocelot]

Blatant shipping. They're almost touching each other's mouths.

[Thadius]

And now I call it. Aldurin first, Revolving Ocelot second, RPG gets the honorable mention.

What horrors will you unleash upon us, Aldurin?

[Aldurin]

http://i.imgur.com/3Mrrb.jpg

[Thadius]

Frankenstein's monster went on several more adventures, I'm sure.

[Revising Ocelot]

Beastie: "What was noise?"
Link: "The sound of progress, my friend."

[Flarecobra]

And as you can see there in fig.5, Link does not have a digestive system. There are many theories behind this, ranging from fairy dust to photosynthsis, but the leading one is that he is actually a golem.

[Doc ock rokc]

Note to self:Next time invest in Heart Containers

[Kerensky287]

Freezeframe from midway through the Tin Man's collection quest.

[Loyal]

I'd say "self-performed heart surgery" quite well qualifies one for the Triforce of Courage, wouldn't you?

[Aldurin]

Kerensky first, RO second.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/EXV95.gif

[Flarecobra]

Constipation. You never know when it'll strike.

[Loyal]

And finally to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid tazmanian devil, to be placed in his trousers!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Ass...so...ITCHY...must...not...scratch

[Doc ock rokc]

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[Aldurin]

The taser seat was meant to only shut up Pheonix Wright, but courts began using it universally.

[Thadius]

Do you know what happens to people who don't pay their bills, Mr. Jefferson? His feet catch on fire!

[Kerensky287]

"You wouldn't LIKE me when I'm ANGRY!!"

"..."

"Shut up! I swear I've done it before! I'm just... not feeling it right now..."

[Revising Ocelot]

Whoops, forgot to announce winners. Kerensky first, Flare second.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/sorry-cake-5.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

You have to admit...
Bill Clinton can make anything classy.

[Revising Ocelot]

You'll definitely like the filling, by the way.

[Aldurin]

Unfortunately, his roommate still wouldn't let him bring girlfriends over to their apartment after that.

[Loyal]

I'm allergic to chocolate, you asshole.

[Thadius]

What happens in Vegas requires apologetic cake sometimes.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When Battleship games turn violent, reconciliation can become an awkward affair. Especially when your baker doesn't use spellcheck.

[Flarecobra]

It also doubled as his mother's birthday cake.

[Kerensky287]

Ocelot wins, Thadius comes in second.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/210ajqp.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Ring toss!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You all just mad cuz im stylin on you

[Kerensky287]

Now you're thinking with Portalbread.

[Loyal]

For the corporate avian on the go!

[Thadius]

Poisoning pigeons in the park lost its fun after a little while, so we've taken to torturing them instead.

[Aldurin]

The organic slave collars never got beyond the pigeon-testing stage.

[Revising Ocelot]

Flare first, Loyal second.

[Flarecobra]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/417/cache/one-eyed-cyclops-shark-pup-haul-out_41774_600x450.jpg

Have an albino shark cyclops.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Brothers! Nobody has caught me!

[Loyal]

It came... from the cloning tank!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Caught fresh off the Somalian shores!

[Aldurin]

And thus another Sci-Fi horror was averted.

[Intern Nin]

Mike Wazowski!

[Thadius]

I will call him Squishy, and he will be mine. And he will be my Squishy.

[Melfice]

The nose of a shark is extremely sensitive, and this can be used to fend a shark off in case of an attack.

This guy, however, has been dealt an extremely bad hand, so please. Don't punch it in the nose.

[Doc ock rokc]

"And this is my one eyed willy."
"wow that monster!"
"and then theres the fish"

[Flarecobra]

Aldurn first.

Doc second.

[Aldurin]

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/283/b/3/lost_in_limbo_by_z0h3-d4c1z6d.jpg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

"Excuse me sir, could you please drive your deadly drill through the skulls of my enemies?

I'll give you a quarter."

[Flarecobra]

Friend!

[Aldurin]

Seriously? Only two submissions?

Flare gets first, just because that is the only way to regard a Big Daddy.

Kyanbu ties with Kyanbu for second.

[Flarecobra]

In honor of the recent episode of FiM...

http://sadpanda.us/images/710720-7LR6I66.png

Yes, I'm aware of the text. Couldn't get rid of it without mucking up the pic.

[RobinStarwing]

I thought Death/Pestilence was the white or pale/green horse?

[Aldurin]

And sadly, they all decided against immediately killing off the medic, and they regretted it later.

[Thadius]

If she's the medic, then I'm not sure I WANT to be healed anymore...

[Doc ock rokc]

Our Ubercharge is ready! Ha ha! The fun has been doubled!

[Flarecobra]

Sorry about the delay. Computer issues.

Doc HAS doubled the win.

Aldurn second.

And seriously, all of you TF2 folks couldn't think of more?

[Revising Ocelot]

And seriously, all of you TF2 folks couldn't think of more?

I hate Ponies.

http://images.ukcs.net/18663/Ihatestairs.png

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/xQ1mF.jpg

[Loyal]

The first step in a new era of industrial-grade dam-building.

[Revising Ocelot]

"WIN"? What's that dog winning? The log-boat race? It's miles off course.

[Aldurin]

If Doc tried to program wolf AI in minecraft.

[Flarecobra]

Bob, I dunno about this new "Beaver-dog" you made in your basement...

[Thadius]

Well this is the cruelest game of 'fetch' ever.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Some dryad is going to be very confused by all this.

[KeienSlayer]

"Look, Rex might not always find the stick you throw, but I'll be damned if he doesn't make up for his lack of ability with sheer determination..."

[Kerensky287]

This is why you don't bring a dog to the Highland Games Caber Toss.

[Doc ock rokc]

Keien then shy

[KeienSlayer]

Welp.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z60/KeienSlayer/BooHoldUp.jpg

[Loyal]

Keep your hands in the air and your back pointed towards me!

[Doc ock rokc]

"COVER YOUR EYES" *BANG*

[Aldurin]

So by logic, the gun won't fire if I stare down the barrel, right?

[Thadius]

'HANDS UP, HEADS DOWN!'

[Bard The 5th LW]

In an effort to make the game more edgy, the boo now pops a cap in your ass when you look at him funny.

[Flarecobra]

ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

[Intern Nin]

"Whatever you do, and please remember this because it's-a important, never take-a your eyes off-a the boos. Don't look away, not even for a second. Your life depends on it. Don't blink."

[rpgdemon]

Boo you gonna call?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"Reech fer the sky, plumbah mahn"

[KeienSlayer]

First goes to Nin, second goes to Loyal.

Flare gets honorable mention.

RPG gets the "bad puns are bad" award.

[Intern Nin]

Holy shit I won? Wasn't expecting that.

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp51/InternNin/GotTiger.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

Squint hard enough, and the picture will reveal a hippopotamus.

[KeienSlayer]

"So you have the ability to warp space and time and you used it to give yourself a tiger mount? ...I would say that was a waste, but then again, tiger mount."

[Doc ock rokc]

Guuuuuhhhh! Never again Am i drinking in TV world.

[Aldurin]

You're probably thinking a little too hard with portals . . .

[Flarecobra]

After learning that the 4th wall can be broken by a famous internet webcomic, the world basically went to shit.

[Thadius]

Whelp. World's over. See you at the Apocalypse.

[Intern Nin]

Oh right! Winners winners winners...

First place goes to Revolving Ocelot, for superb absurdity.

Second is Doc for reminding us why drinking and shadow hunting was not an option in Persona 4.

Special mention to Flare and Thad for being a dynamic duo of doomsayers.

Minus one hundred points to Earl. You can never think too hard with portals. Never.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/Jolts.png

[Aldurin]

Red Spy quickly adapted to the Hatland mafia game.

[Flarecobra]

Gentlehats.

[Loyal]

Red Spy wasn't sure what was fashionable in headwear this season, so he decided to hedge his bets.

[Thadius]

"But...why would your HAT need a disguise?"
"There can be no traces. None."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

HATCEPTION

[Revising Ocelot]

Earl first, Loyal second.

Shyria wins the Uninspired Award.

[Aldurin]

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/19309000/ngbbs4a2a8c3d18343.jpg

[Thadius]

"Hey, the new guy killed Billy and now he's wearing his face."
"Like we wouldn't RECOGNIZE it?"
"Tsk, what a poorly conceived disguise!"

[Flarecobra]

Life is easy when you're your own boss.

[Loyal]

The competition is pretty stiff, but I'd say Engie earned the award for his continuous vigilance against spy infiltrations.

[Aldurin]

Loyal first, Flare second.

Everyone who isn't Thad gets an F on attendance.

[Loyal]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/132/f/8/unchain_me__sister_by_vanheist-d3g5fyp.png
Source. (vanheist.deviantart.com)

[Revising Ocelot]

This is why Samus makes sure to lose all her upgrades after every game.

[Flarecobra]

The first consept for Evangelion was not as well-recieved as people would've liked.

[Aldurin]

It's moments like these where the researchers wonder which side of the indestructible glass they're really on.

[Doc ock rokc]

If you are the Beast, then answer me this: Which one? Because the universe has been busy since you've been gone. There are more religions than there are planets in the sky. The Arkiphetes, quoldonity, christianity, pash-pash, new judaism, Saint Claar, Church of the Teen Vagabond. Which devil are you?

ALL OF THEM

[Thadius]

Before the operation, GlaDOS really was a huge bitch.

[Geminex]

Liz always hated it when her mother came to visit.

[Kerensky287]

I think our funhouse mirror's broken.

[Loyal]

Doc first, Kerensky second.

Bonus points to everyone for a good turnout.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/QbQag.jpg

[Thadius]

'Autobots, transform and cross the streams!'
'You said crossing the streams was bad, Optimus!'

[Aldurin]

It turned out that THIS was the way to pick up chicks in the paranormal extermination business.

[Flarecobra]

For those REALLY big jobs...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

(I distinctly remember posting this in this thread's last incarnation...)

Where Venkman's grant money really ended up.

[Red Mage Black]

The Japanese Ghostbusters are at the height of their game, one-upping the US of A once more.

[Doc ock rokc]

First goes to shy for totally making me laugh and not at all to keep her quiet

second red mage black

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Crocodile-biting-helicopter.jpg

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Here we see the rare Heli-gator. So named, because for months at a time, it will lie in wait in ponds near landing pads, once its namesake prey arrives the Heli-gator leaps into action with speed and tenacity unmatched in this region of the world. Latching onto its target with a jaw capable of crushing bone with barely any resistance.
Unfortunately for this Helicopter, once the Heli-gator has latched on, it is almost certain to succeed in the hunt.

[Aldurin]

Screenshot from current beta designs of Uncharted 4.

[Thadius]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[Loyal]

'Gator owners, beware: Should you forget to feed your pet, it will take matters into its own jaws.

[Flarecobra]

No Gummi, you stay here!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin first, then Karesh

[Aldurin]

BEHOLD! MY FIRST GARRY'S MOD CREATION!

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/daa4acb0-1.jpg

[Flarecobra]

EL KABOOM!

[Loyal]

I'm gonna level with you, Earl: I haven't the faintest clue what to make of this picture.

[Thadius]

'Tha bloody sniper always thinks he's got the best headshots. LET'S SEE 'IM TOP THIS ONE!'

[Doc ock rokc]

Yeah...I know that it's your first gmod pic but seriously its not a quip-ish picture

[Aldurin]

Well I feel stupid now . . . let's try that again (sorry Flare).

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSF2fF5gZ_TcRn9eI8a5cuU048aHxMik-WLTdjcqZGhk-A1iHip17n3W_Xr8g

[Thadius]

'Why yes, you maggot, I DID fail my camouflage test. What made you ask?'

[Loyal]

Heeeeeey there, baby. Wanna see my medals?

[Flarecobra]

My Hair wishes to duel you. You will accept, or it will eat you.

[Aldurin]

Loyal first, Flare second.

[Loyal]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/037/3/4/Falcon_entrance_by_VortexRikers.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

And everything was right in the universe forever.

[Thadius]

"FALCON ROCK!"

[Aldurin]

"Show me your grooves!"

[Doc ock rokc]

On a cold winter morning in a time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down and the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

Fighting hard fighting on for the steel through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in hell's domain we watch them as they go
In fire and pain now once again we know

So now we're flyin', we're free, we're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

[Loyal]

Thad first, Shy second.

Doc might have had it if he'd opted for brevity and maybe a Youtube link. As it stands I cannot consider that a caption by any definition of the word.

[Thadius]

http://new-funny.com/uploads/110620/1_001700_2.jpg

[Aldurin]

The dog-themed movie genre started losing credibility after an increase in topic expansion.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

CEDA takes the threat of a pandemic of Feline Auto Immune Lysozyme syndrome very seriously.

[Doc ock rokc]

A veterinarian once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[KeienSlayer]

"What? Have you ever sniffed a drug addict's butt before? It's not pleasant, man."