Npfers UNITE - Glorious Revolution. COUNTER-REVOLUTION...ED..IZED...ATED

Sifright · 03-28-2012, 01:36 PM

For to long have the forums been run by the Moderating bourgeoisie elite, The people must rise up and throw off the shackles of the oppressors no more will our society be dictated to by an autocratic elite. We must tear down the current power structure and create a new system of moderation a fairer system of moderation a more drunk system of moderation!

To that end SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS MUST BE EMPOWERED FOR THE GOOD OF THE FORUMS! WHO IS WITH ME!?

Aldurin · 03-28-2012, 01:37 PM

You Europeans think you can just take us over without a fight?! Time for you to taste the steel of our ~~blades~~ posts!

A Zarkin' Frood · 03-28-2012, 01:37 PM

I support this.

Amake · 03-28-2012, 01:38 PM

I have no problem with the existing power structure, but Smarty will certainly add some brogue and tang to the mix. Viva the rebolution!

Ecks · 03-28-2012, 01:41 PM

I'm voting for Smarty because fuck Smarty.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 03-28-2012, 01:44 PM

Didn't we try for revolution before? I seem to recall that we did. Perhaps more than once. And nothing ever comes of it.

Now if you just wanna start a reign of anarchy, chaos and riots then I'm all for it, but do it properly and actually create some anarchy and chaos, you know?

ZARAK · 03-28-2012, 01:52 PM

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Npfers UNITE - Glorious revoltion.

Dunno about you guys, but I'm fairly revolted already.

Sifright · 03-28-2012, 01:54 PM

That didn't happen, I can totally spell

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-28-2012, 01:55 PM

Friends, workers, countrymen,
Open your ears and open your hearts. For the winds of change has arisen, our imaginary chains are rattling in their shackles, the time is at hand.
For if you open your ears you will hear a glorious thing, you will hear the people sing! The people have found their voice, have found their power and are singing a song of angry men. They have every right to be angry, they have been beaten, they have been oppressed. I know that some of us have suckled on the teat of the administration, that our lives are comfortable, our lives are great. All I ask is that you listen to their song, listen to the music of the people and I guarantee you once you hear it and are moved by it we WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN. We must unite our forces and when the beating of our hearts, our hearts that have bled, that have died, that have been SUFFERED for this country, echo the beating of our drums well then, then my friends, life will be about to start and tommorow will come and be glorious.

Listen to the music. It comes from beyond the edge of madness and that is where reason lies.

CABAL49 · 03-28-2012, 02:04 PM

I demand Smarty be denied this title as he is not American and is probably a terrorist. Look at that beard.

03-28-2012, 01:36 PM	#1
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Npfers UNITE - Glorious Revolution. COUNTER-REVOLUTION...ED..IZED...ATED For to long have the forums been run by the Moderating bourgeoisie elite, The people must rise up and throw off the shackles of the oppressors no more will our society be dictated to by an autocratic elite. We must tear down the current power structure and create a new system of moderation a fairer system of moderation a more drunk system of moderation! To that end SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS MUST BE EMPOWERED FOR THE GOOD OF THE FORUMS! WHO IS WITH ME!? __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence Last edited by synkr0nized; 03-28-2012 at 04:46 PM. Reason: OH SNAP

03-28-2012, 01:37 PM	#3
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	I support this. __________________ >:( C-:

03-28-2012, 01:38 PM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I have no problem with the existing power structure, but Smarty will certainly add some brogue and tang to the mix. Viva the rebolution! __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

03-28-2012, 01:54 PM	#8
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	That didn't happen, I can totally spell __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence

03-28-2012, 01:37 PM	#2
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	You Europeans think you can just take us over without a fight?! Time for you to taste the steel of our ~~blades~~ posts!

03-28-2012, 01:55 PM	#9
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Friends, workers, countrymen, Open your ears and open your hearts. For the winds of change has arisen, our imaginary chains are rattling in their shackles, the time is at hand. For if you open your ears you will hear a glorious thing, you will hear the people sing! The people have found their voice, have found their power and are singing a song of angry men. They have every right to be angry, they have been beaten, they have been oppressed. I know that some of us have suckled on the teat of the administration, that our lives are comfortable, our lives are great. All I ask is that you listen to their song, listen to the music of the people and I guarantee you once you hear it and are moved by it we WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN. We must unite our forces and when the beating of our hearts, our hearts that have bled, that have died, that have been SUFFERED for this country, echo the beating of our drums well then, then my friends, life will be about to start and tommorow will come and be glorious. Listen to the music. It comes from beyond the edge of madness and that is where reason lies.

03-28-2012, 02:04 PM	#10
CABAL49 Not bad. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Senatus Populusque Americanus Posts: 1,584	I demand Smarty be denied this title as he is not American and is probably a terrorist. Look at that beard.