Advice Thread

[Nique]

No, you don't ask for advice, you submit/receive unsolicited advice.

Here's mine: Don't ever ask for advice on any subject on the internet. Ever. They will only make sexual advances at your wife and/or pets.

[Funka Genocide]

I'd suggest you don't iron your jeans because I mean, fuck, that's just god awful.

[bluestarultor]

Don't make serious advice threads. It ends in heartbreak.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

In a similar vein to the above advices (advicii??), don't get into a heated debate online. You will only cause a massive flame war resulting in hurling abuse at the other person.

The internet is serious busniness

[Sir Pinkleton]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

The advice in this thread is all painfully painfully wrong.
Except IQ's that is pretty accurate. The rest-ugh...

I figured some people were taking after this?:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Don't make serious advice threads. It ends in heartbreak.

Maybe? It's better if you don't take them seriously, anyway. Kinda sad, if you do...

Anywho. If you have low expectations, then nothing is dissappointing!

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by Sir Pinkleton

Anywho. If you have low expectations, then nothing is dissappointing!

That's not how pessimism works. Thanks for ruining my low expectations of you and your understanding of art we call pessimism. Psssst, I'm not an angry old man.


Hey, there's a glass, and the question is: "is it half empty or half full?"
And the answer is: "It's half full liquid that tastes horrible and I've to drink it. After I've drunk it I wish I were dying but I won't die, because world hates me. And hey, it isn't medicine.."

Needless to say that I'm just an apprentice in the art of pessimism. Sad isn't it?

[Sir Pinkleton]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

That's not how pessimism works. Thanks for ruining my low expectations of you and your understanding of art we call pessimism. Psssst, I'm not an angry old man.


Hey, there's a glass, and the question is: "is it half empty or half full?"
And the answer is: "It's half full liquid that tastes horrible and I've to drink it. After I've drunk it I wish I were dying but I won't die, because world hates me. And hey, it isn't medicine.."

Needless to say that I'm just an apprentice in the art of pessimism. Sad isn't it?

I didn't even use the word pessimism, man. My argument is still valid for the moment.

Get your own soap box! >:(

EDIT: Like, say I'm going to eat a burger. I'll think, "The bread might be soggy, the meat will be old, and the vegetables will be soggy. Let's just get through it then."
And then you eat it and it's not that bad. Then, you are thankful, and feel better about eating the burger, whereas normally you'd only have the satisfaction of having something occupying your stomach. Oh, but here's another piece of advice, backed by science too.

Pessimism doesn't get you much.

[Kim]

If you have to debate whether or not to put your dick in it, you probably shouldn't.

[Funka Genocide]

but I loooove nutella.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

but I loooove nutella.

?