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Unread 01-30-2010, 08:07 PM   #21
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The advice in this thread is all painfully painfully wrong.
Except IQ's that is pretty accurate. The rest-ugh...
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Unread 01-30-2010, 08:11 PM   #22
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Tower shields don't protect your crotch automatically. You'd think "oh man, this shield is huge, they can't just spear me in the nuts." You're wrong. I don't know how that thing phased in there but it got me and it was a sad, sad thing.
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As for love, I believe that's an expression on the human level of the universe's inherent goodness. There is, undeniably, a force out there that works endlessly to increase the amount of life, activity, heat, meaningfulness and general interestingness in what would otherwise be a dead and dull universe.
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Unread 01-30-2010, 08:26 PM   #23
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Unread 01-30-2010, 08:39 PM   #24
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The advice in this thread is all painfully painfully wrong.
Except IQ's that is pretty accurate. The rest-ugh...
If you've got a problem with Kenny Rogers, then me and you are gonna have to step outside.
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Unread 01-31-2010, 02:47 AM   #25
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Y'know, I'm totally okay with finishing last in life.
"The one who has the most stuff when he dies wins" is the game. I'm fine with not playing. Actually I'm pretty sure that rule was intended as a joke.

I'm pretty sure in Biblical times they had already figured out that material success involves losing important parts of yourself. That's what the ol' deal with the devil is a metaphor for.

PS. I know, right Smarty? No advice can compare to Don't Eat the Yellow Snow.
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Unread 01-31-2010, 03:03 AM   #26
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The advice in this thread is all painfully painfully wrong.
Except IQ's that is pretty accurate. The rest-ugh...
I knew you ironed your jeans.

I just KNEW it.
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Unread 01-31-2010, 03:04 AM   #27
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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Unread 01-31-2010, 03:08 AM   #28
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Unread 01-31-2010, 04:31 AM   #29
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Unread 01-31-2010, 06:06 AM   #30
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