Did Twilight not creep you out enough?

Mirai Gen · 03-07-2010, 03:13 AM

Here then, why not have this?

Speaking of soap, I need to find something that can get rid of the skeezy feeling I've got right now.

Krylo · 03-07-2010, 03:28 AM

...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea?

Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed the tags.

"Sparklesnatch."

This is now the best soap ever.

Shyria Dracnoir · 03-07-2010, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea?

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Wouldn't that STING though? Like getting soap in your eye only somewhere you REALLY don't want to be feeling that kind of thing?

/stuff like this only serves to validate my psueo-asexuality

I think...

I think you took the wrong interpretation of that phrase.

Token · 03-07-2010, 10:32 AM

Not particularly work safe, but then again, neither was the sparklesnatch*.

*and on that note, now I feel dirty for having sparkles in my signature.

Mirai Gen · 03-07-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Not particularly work safe.

Hahaha a Twilight dildo.

"Throw it in the freezer for the authentic experience!"

Gold.

Funka Genocide · 03-07-2010, 04:38 PM

I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina.

I mean I guess vaginas are pretty cool (like, real ones) but I don't necessarily need to see one that's been cast in alabaster and disembodied from the rest of the lady. Not to mention the fact that once you actually use the soap it will start to lose its shape and begin to look like some horribly irradiated mutant vagina from the Fallout series and I mean really... unless you're a super mutant you probably don't want to see that at all.

Meister · 03-07-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina.

It's not about the soap, it's just that handmade articles and vagina imagery go together like peanut butter and chocolate and if you happen to be making soap, well there you go. Anyone got the link to the vagina handbags? Perfect proof.

Funka Genocide · 03-07-2010, 04:47 PM

Well to each their own I suppose, there's got to be some kind of radical feminist angle to it somewhere. Fighting the demonization of women with the forceful presentation of vaginal imagery to counterbalance the obviously phallic basis of our modern culture...

actually they might have a point, carry on then.

Mike McC · 03-07-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Anyone got the link to the vagina handbags? Perfect proof.

No, but there is a woman who makes pendants modeled after your snatch, among other things. (VulvaLoveLovely's Shop) (NWS I guess if anyone didn't already guess)

03-07-2010, 03:13 AM	#1
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Did Twilight not creep you out enough? Here then, why not have this? Speaking of soap, I need to find something that can get rid of the skeezy feeling I've got right now. __________________

03-07-2010, 03:28 AM	#2
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	...Was posting a link to what appears to be... vagina soap a good idea? Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed the tags. "Sparklesnatch." This is now the best soap ever. __________________ I am very tired.

03-07-2010, 10:32 AM	#5
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Not particularly work safe, but then again, neither was the sparklesnatch. and on that note, now I feel dirty for having sparkles in my signature.

03-07-2010, 04:38 PM	#7
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I don't understand why you would shape soap like a vagina. I mean I guess vaginas are pretty cool (like, real ones) but I don't necessarily need to see one that's been cast in alabaster and disembodied from the rest of the lady. Not to mention the fact that once you actually use the soap it will start to lose its shape and begin to look like some horribly irradiated mutant vagina from the Fallout series and I mean really... unless you're a super mutant you probably don't want to see that at all.

03-07-2010, 04:47 PM	#9
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Well to each their own I suppose, there's got to be some kind of radical feminist angle to it somewhere. Fighting the demonization of women with the forceful presentation of vaginal imagery to counterbalance the obviously phallic basis of our modern culture... actually they might have a point, carry on then.