How to Spot a Masturbator - Page 2

POS Industries · 05-13-2010, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Raw calloused hands... beard....loose fitting clothes...unwashed hair...angry expression...

And just look what happened to him!

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-13-2010, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

And just look what happened to him!

I'm reading a book about him, it's called Bibble? or something, I'm halfwa through but he onl just been born, he already caused such a ruckus, can't wait to see what happens next, dont spoil it for me plz.

Edit: Hohohoho, those moneylenders are in for a surprise.

Wigmund · 05-13-2010, 07:27 AM

Masturbation causes cock cancer? Oh no! Why did I have to look at all that online porn?!

BitVyper · 05-13-2010, 07:50 AM

Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” Fastest way to do three out of five? Masturbation.

"Provided by Dr. Louisa Phillips, DHg"

What is a DHg? 'Cause all I can find that uses that abbreviation is some foreign black metal band.

Is this a well-known site? 'Cause it looks like a (good) fake.

shiney · 05-13-2010, 08:47 AM

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I'm reading a book about him, it's called Bibble? or something, I'm halfwa through but he onl just been born, he already caused such a ruckus, can't wait to see what happens next, dont spoil it for me plz.

Edit: Hohohoho, those moneylenders are in for a surprise.

Yeah, sigged.

Ecks · 05-13-2010, 08:52 AM

I will be DEAD before I stop masturbating over something silly like cancer.

That said... why the HELL would you want to smell a dude's mattress? Pretty sure semen isn't the only smell a guy leaves in a bed.

Also, if you're familiar with the smell of semen, you really have no right to judge a guy for jerking off.

krogothwolf · 05-13-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EckScizor

Also, if you're familiar with the smell of semen, you really have no right to judge a guy for jerking off.

They could be training Semen smelling dogs!

And everyone knows Chronic Masturbator's will do it in the Shower and won't even bother disrobing! The easy reference sheet is a LIE! They have ruined my faith! Curse you and your lies about what a Chronic Masturbator looks like, now I shall never know what man I shake hands with was just doing! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK CHRISTWIRE!

And since when were Jesery Shore actor's TV Stars! THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES!!!! AND FALSE TRUTHS!

Bells · 05-13-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

I'm reading a book about him, it's called Bibble? or something, I'm halfwa through but he onl just been born, he already caused such a ruckus, can't wait to see what happens next, dont spoil it for me plz.

Edit: Hohohoho, those moneylenders are in for a surprise.

I won't spoil it for you, buit i was disappointed. In the book he is supposed to be this Carpenter, working on his father shop? Well.. i read the whole thing, he doesn't even make a freaking chair!

Also... who masturbates in bed? What? are you trying to "enhance the experience" by closing the gap between mono-love and real-love with a common setting...? What?

Osterbaum · 05-13-2010, 12:53 PM

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Also... who masturbates in bed? What? are you trying to "enhance the experience" by closing the gap between mono-love and real-love with a common setting...? What?

If you had a laptop, why not masturbate in bed?

Amake · 05-13-2010, 12:57 PM

I'm glad that the only concern about girls masturbating is that it may or may not be related to yeast infection in some cases. Girls, as it were, only want to have fun.

Joking aside, what is the real issue here? I think it's about teenagers exhibiting lack of energy and developing personalities. And it's the mission of every God-fearing parent to shame their children into not only directing their efforts into becoming rich, famous and clean-looking like Matt Damon, but repressing their sexuality so they can have some interesting psychological problems to deal with in their middle age.

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are you trying to "enhance the experience" by closing the gap between mono-love and real-love with a common setting...?

Yeop.

05-13-2010, 07:27 AM	#13
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Masturbation causes cock cancer? Oh no! Why did I have to look at all that online porn?! __________________ Slightly off-kilter

05-13-2010, 07:50 AM	#14
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” Fastest way to do three out of five? Masturbation. "Provided by Dr. Louisa Phillips, DHg" What is a DHg? 'Cause all I can find that uses that abbreviation is some foreign black metal band. Is this a well-known site? 'Cause it looks like a (good) fake. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 05-13-2010 at 07:58 AM.