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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:08 PM   #21
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Like am I supposed to be Mickey here, or the cat, or the bird?

EDIT: Am I... all of them?
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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:09 PM   #22
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Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know! Gregness INVENTED reputation, you know!
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Can you really have 49 best friends?
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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:10 PM   #23
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Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.
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Can you really have 49 best friends?
You can when you define "best friends" as "the people you most want to join you in a fifty person orgy."
And we all know the American Heritage standard definition of orgy requires EXACTLY fifty participants to work out.
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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:25 PM   #24
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POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.
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I've been here since 2003 and I'm shocked that I haven't been banned yet.

...Like not even seriously temp-banned.
Not true! You have an alt account I banned!
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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:43 PM   #25
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Unread 01-06-2012, 10:55 PM   #26
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Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way. Solid Snake didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.
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Not true! You have an alt account I banned!
LLLLIIIIIQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
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Unread 01-06-2012, 11:05 PM   #27
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The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Sevenshot Kid can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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I stuck in here initially because of a thread Fifth made making fun of Clark's terrible costume and go-go boots from season nine of Smallville.

Lately, it's been the shitstorm that pops up around gender identity. That thread about that high school boy that wore a dress to school got fucking crazy. So yeah... The (often good natured) arguments y'all get into really bring me back.

EDIT:

Wait! Liz I totally respect your opinions and your right to be offended by shit that is, well, offensive. And Work It sucks.
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Unread 01-06-2012, 11:16 PM   #28
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Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk.
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...Nah srsly I love you guys, particularly my bestest friends Numsy, Aerozord, Arlia Janet, Azisien, batgirl, Bells, BitVyper, BlackMageGirl, blues, Bob the Merc, Bobbey, CJ, Corel, Donomni, EckScizor, Eltargrim, Fenris, Fifthfiend, Flarecobra, Geminex, greed, Hawk, krogothwolf, Krylo, Kyanbu, Lady Cygnet, Liz, Loyal, Magic Marker, Mauve, Mesden, Mirai Gen, Bookie, Matt Speroni, Nique, Osterbaum, pocheros, POS Industries, Premmy, Regulus, Ryanderman, Satan's Onion, shiney, Shyria, Sithdarth, Smarty, synk, Token, and Wigmund.

In fact don't tell anyone but my true reason for staying a part of the NPF community is my desperate hope to convince all these fuckers to join me in epic orgies.

Also, note who is deliberately excluded from said awesome orgies. I'm looking at you, Nikose!!! =)
Is it a good or bad thing that I'm not on that list?
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Unread 01-06-2012, 11:22 PM   #29
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BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday! BitVyper will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!
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EDIT: Am I... all of them?
And then Fifthfiend woke up from his coma.
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Unread 01-06-2012, 11:23 PM   #30
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Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk. Aldurin is the 13th apostle of funk.
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