Why do I keep coming back to NPF?

[Solid Snake]

I've been here since 2003 and I'm shocked that I haven't been banned yet.

...Like not even seriously temp-banned.
So I guess I'm here because the Mods here don't do their job, unlike in most other forums?

...Nah srsly I love you guys, particularly my bestest friends Numsy, Aerozord, Arlia Janet, Azisien, batgirl, Bells, BitVyper, BlackMageGirl, blues, Bob the Merc, Bobbey, CJ, Corel, Donomni, EckScizor, Eltargrim, Fenris, Fifthfiend, Flarecobra, Geminex, greed, Hawk, krogothwolf, Krylo, Kyanbu, Lady Cygnet, Liz, Loyal, Magic Marker, Mauve, Mesden, Mirai Gen, Bookie, Matt Speroni, Nique, Osterbaum, pocheros, POS Industries, Premmy, Regulus, Ryanderman, Satan's Onion, shiney, Shyria, Sithdarth, Smarty, synk, Token, and Wigmund.

In fact don't tell anyone but my true reason for staying a part of the NPF community is my desperate hope to convince all these fuckers to join me in epic orgies.

Also, note who is deliberately excluded from said awesome orgies. I'm looking at you, Nikose!!! =)