This barista is so beautiful it's not even funny. How can I win her heart?!?

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

We are trying to emotionally scar him for life. Did you not get the memo?

Isn't Snake like the male version of Drew Barrymore from Never Been Kissed?

I'm pretty sure there's no more we can do to emotionally scar him in the way of women.

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Unlike you Krylo, I am not devilishly handsome, roguish and/or brazenly psychopathic enough to pull off such a trick!
Instead I am a skinny four-eyed freckled dork who has not fully mastered the art of moving my lips and making cognizable sounds in front of females.
If only my parents gave me better genes!

I did say the stutt-t-t-t-t-ering was optional.

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

Be patient. If she's as pretty as you say she is (take pictures), you don't want to be guy number 483 who chats her up and then asks her out.

Which is why he should skip the chatting her up and just head straight for his inevitable rejection. Or acceptance, as unlikely as that may seem.

The chatting every day/all day while he works thing builds up a repertoire with her and increases chances of success, sure, but if she's a pretty barista she hears it about a million times a day from hipsters and the like, I'm sure, so it's not like the chances of acceptance are going to be super-high, anyway, if he does the same thing as every other dude who walks in there, and it's also going to make it much more awkward if/when she rejects him due to said repertoire.