Goddamn It, Generation... Whatever We're On Now

Seil · 09-04-2010, 05:29 AM

Okay, so, Geneartion ?, listen up. I've got somerthing to tell you.

Kesha Has A New Song Out with more Autotune than ever. Okay - I listen to a bit of Kesha. (No effin' dollar sign, her name is Kesha. A dollar sign is not a pronounceable letter in the alphabet.) But kids, there's a whole lot of really good unknown techno, if you're looking for an auto-tuney sound. There's a whole lot of regular music, what with Minus The Bear, Sia, Hail The Villain, THe John Butler Trio... Whatever you're into. Kesha has a few passable hits... but do you really want to encourage her by buying her music? If you're gonna spend money on something, spend it on a movie ticket.

You kids are dirtyin' up my second viewing of Toy Story 3. For serious - I saw Toy Story - the original one - in the nineties. I have it on VHS. All of the best movies came on VHS. Woody, Buzz and the gang were available in low def! You know what else was available? Not hearing little kids talking during my nostalgia trip!

You kids are wearing your pants way too damn low. I'm serious - I never noticed it before today, but damn, when I can see your back pockets at your knees, it's time to buy a belt. And while we're on the subject, wear a shirt. I know it's a hojillion degrees outside, but geez, no one wants to see that but your tween girlfriend. Working in a convenience store affords me many luxuries - kicking you out for clothing violations is one of them.

09-04-2010, 05:29 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Goddamn It, Generation... Whatever We're On Now Okay, so, Geneartion ?, listen up. I've got somerthing to tell you. Kesha Has A New Song Out with more Autotune than ever. Okay - I listen to a bit of Kesha. (No effin' dollar sign, her name is Kesha. A dollar sign is not a pronounceable letter in the alphabet.) But kids, there's a whole lot of really good unknown techno, if you're looking for an auto-tuney sound. There's a whole lot of regular music, what with Minus The Bear, Sia, Hail The Villain, THe John Butler Trio... Whatever you're into. Kesha has a few passable hits... but do you really want to encourage her by buying her music? If you're gonna spend money on something, spend it on a movie ticket. You kids are dirtyin' up my second viewing of Toy Story 3. For serious - I saw Toy Story - the original one - in the nineties. I have it on VHS. All of the best movies came on VHS. Woody, Buzz and the gang were available in low def! You know what else was available? Not hearing little kids talking during my nostalgia trip! You kids are wearing your pants way too damn low. I'm serious - I never noticed it before today, but damn, when I can see your back pockets at your knees, it's time to buy a belt. And while we're on the subject, wear a shirt. I know it's a hojillion degrees outside, but geez, no one wants to see that but your tween girlfriend. Working in a convenience store affords me many luxuries - kicking you out for clothing violations is one of them.