Goddamn It, Generation... Whatever We're On Now

Seil · 09-04-2010, 05:29 AM

Okay, so, Geneartion ?, listen up. I've got somerthing to tell you.

Kesha Has A New Song Out with more Autotune than ever. Okay - I listen to a bit of Kesha. (No effin' dollar sign, her name is Kesha. A dollar sign is not a pronounceable letter in the alphabet.) But kids, there's a whole lot of really good unknown techno, if you're looking for an auto-tuney sound. There's a whole lot of regular music, what with Minus The Bear, Sia, Hail The Villain, THe John Butler Trio... Whatever you're into. Kesha has a few passable hits... but do you really want to encourage her by buying her music? If you're gonna spend money on something, spend it on a movie ticket.

You kids are dirtyin' up my second viewing of Toy Story 3. For serious - I saw Toy Story - the original one - in the nineties. I have it on VHS. All of the best movies came on VHS. Woody, Buzz and the gang were available in low def! You know what else was available? Not hearing little kids talking during my nostalgia trip!

You kids are wearing your pants way too damn low. I'm serious - I never noticed it before today, but damn, when I can see your back pockets at your knees, it's time to buy a belt. And while we're on the subject, wear a shirt. I know it's a hojillion degrees outside, but geez, no one wants to see that but your tween girlfriend. Working in a convenience store affords me many luxuries - kicking you out for clothing violations is one of them.

Wigmund · 09-04-2010, 07:34 AM

80s styles are back - leg warmers, off-shoulder sweaters, headbands, and so on.

I take it as a sign that our civilization is doomed.

A Zarkin' Frood · 09-04-2010, 08:29 AM

The worst of the 80s isn't back yet. Anyone remember those awesome pants? I don't even know what they're called because all those fashion thingies always have a name. I mean... what were they thinking? I only know this from movies though, because I'm a kid of the 90s. In terms of popular music I'm not sure if it was better or worse than the 80s. Let's just say they were both pretty bad. The zero years (which sounds way cool, man, as opposed to whatever you kids call it now, I mean what the shit?) are truly a blessing in that regard. But still not as good as the really good shit from all across the timeline (according to me).

Also: Who the fuck is Kesha? Please don't explain that to me, It's one of those things I simply don't give a damn about.

Loyal · 09-04-2010, 09:57 AM

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Also: Who the fuck is Kesha? Please don't explain that to me, It's one of those things I simply don't give a damn about.

I suspect it's a bit like Justin Beiber, wherein the only reason I've even heard of it is because people like to bitch about it.

krogothwolf · 09-04-2010, 10:05 AM

Wow, I never expected Seil to be the first to turn into the crazy old man on the lawn waving his fist at the kids.

Kim · 09-04-2010, 10:07 AM

This isn't even worthwhile stuff to complain about... This is all really blah.

krogothwolf · 09-04-2010, 10:09 AM

I know, I'm kinda wondering how crazy he'll become as he gets older.

Nikose Tyris · 09-04-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

This isn't even worthwhile stuff to complain about... This is all really blah.

Bard The 5th LW · 09-04-2010, 10:24 AM

If I had a great grandfather, Seil would be it.

Seriously bro, move on. Kids were likely yelling in the movie theater during your day to. You were probably one of them. Music changes to, and so does interests, go listen to what you like and avoid bitching.

Funka Genocide · 09-04-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Wow, I never expected Seil to be the first to turn into the crazy old man on the lawn waving his fist at the kids.

I really figured I'd beat everyone to the punch, but I pledge to run screaming and a-cane-waving right behind him.

Also I still have no clue who Justin Bieber is, I keep meaning to google him but I never really build up the energy necessary to do so.

Like right now. I mean I could do it but... I should go mop the floor or something.

09-04-2010, 05:29 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Goddamn It, Generation... Whatever We're On Now Okay, so, Geneartion ?, listen up. I've got somerthing to tell you. Kesha Has A New Song Out with more Autotune than ever. Okay - I listen to a bit of Kesha. (No effin' dollar sign, her name is Kesha. A dollar sign is not a pronounceable letter in the alphabet.) But kids, there's a whole lot of really good unknown techno, if you're looking for an auto-tuney sound. There's a whole lot of regular music, what with Minus The Bear, Sia, Hail The Villain, THe John Butler Trio... Whatever you're into. Kesha has a few passable hits... but do you really want to encourage her by buying her music? If you're gonna spend money on something, spend it on a movie ticket. You kids are dirtyin' up my second viewing of Toy Story 3. For serious - I saw Toy Story - the original one - in the nineties. I have it on VHS. All of the best movies came on VHS. Woody, Buzz and the gang were available in low def! You know what else was available? Not hearing little kids talking during my nostalgia trip! You kids are wearing your pants way too damn low. I'm serious - I never noticed it before today, but damn, when I can see your back pockets at your knees, it's time to buy a belt. And while we're on the subject, wear a shirt. I know it's a hojillion degrees outside, but geez, no one wants to see that but your tween girlfriend. Working in a convenience store affords me many luxuries - kicking you out for clothing violations is one of them.

09-04-2010, 07:34 AM	#2
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	80s styles are back - leg warmers, off-shoulder sweaters, headbands, and so on. I take it as a sign that our civilization is doomed. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

09-04-2010, 08:29 AM	#3
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	The worst of the 80s isn't back yet. Anyone remember those awesome pants? I don't even know what they're called because all those fashion thingies always have a name. I mean... what were they thinking? I only know this from movies though, because I'm a kid of the 90s. In terms of popular music I'm not sure if it was better or worse than the 80s. Let's just say they were both pretty bad. The zero years (which sounds way cool, man, as opposed to whatever you kids call it now, I mean what the shit?) are truly a blessing in that regard. But still not as good as the really good shit from all across the timeline (according to me). Also: Who the fuck is Kesha? Please don't explain that to me, It's one of those things I simply don't give a damn about. __________________ >:( C-:

09-04-2010, 10:05 AM	#5
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Wow, I never expected Seil to be the first to turn into the crazy old man on the lawn waving his fist at the kids. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

09-04-2010, 10:07 AM	#6
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	This isn't even worthwhile stuff to complain about... This is all really blah. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

09-04-2010, 10:09 AM	#7
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	I know, I'm kinda wondering how crazy he'll become as he gets older. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

09-04-2010, 10:24 AM	#9
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	If I had a great grandfather, Seil would be it. Seriously bro, move on. Kids were likely yelling in the movie theater during your day to. You were probably one of them. Music changes to, and so does interests, go listen to what you like and avoid bitching.