Pokemon is actually very quotable

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So, short version... you know what happened with Herman Cain, if you don't go here to see it in it's awfully delightful glory

Here is the thing though... songs from Pokemon, actually can make some very nice Presidential speeches... such as:

"I wanna be... the VERY best. Like NO ONE has ever was.

Catching them (the terrorists) is my real test... to train them (the american people, so they can be better qualify for jobs) is my Cause!

I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide... Each Pokemon/American citizen to understand The power that's inside (us?)

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
"

And so on and on etc etc...

So, really, not a bad model!