Corrupted Wishes

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands.

Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs.

Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it.

I wish I was a polyglot!

You now know Aramaic, Old English, and Latin, but nothing else. Good luck functioning in society. Maybe you can muddle through in France or Italy.


I wish I didn't have to leave my cat behind while living in the dorms.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You now know Aramaic, Old English, and Latin, but nothing else. Good luck functioning in society. Maybe you can muddle through in France or Italy.


I wish I didn't have to leave my cat behind while living in the dorms.

Wish granted, your cat becomes a part of your body now.

I wish Swat Kat: Radical Squadron was revived and continued.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

Wish granted, your cat becomes a part of your body now.

I wish Swat Kat: Radical Squadron was revived and continued.

Granted, expect it is now a live action tv series and the new creators decide to add a new character to spice up the show, a mouse for the team with a telepathy and who continuously makes comments that are supposed to be witty and humorous but are in truth annoying and pathetic.

I wish Zombie Jesus would attack the Vatican.