Corrupted Wishes

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands.

Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs.

Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it.

I wish I was a polyglot!

You now know Aramaic, Old English, and Latin, but nothing else. Good luck functioning in society. Maybe you can muddle through in France or Italy.


I wish I didn't have to leave my cat behind while living in the dorms.