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Unread 10-23-2010, 11:30 PM   #21
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Are you sure you don't mean "pyramid", there?
I certainly hope so, because if I had to holding up a human period like that, I certainly wouldn't be smiling.
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Unread 10-24-2010, 12:35 AM   #22
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Noncon I am starting to wonder if you are gay. Your late night use of computers, your Gym memberships, your trendy clothes, your love of pop culture, your shirtlessness and strange sexual demands. You fit a lot of the signs on that list. I mean, I know I am from a Southern state and all, but it is cool if you are. I have these pamphlets about homosexuality and how to cure it. Just try and keep an open mind when you read it. Damn you queers are close minded. Your radical ideology is a threat to my nonexistent kids and faith! CONVERT! CONVERT! CONVERT!
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Unread 10-24-2010, 12:42 AM   #23
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how to cure it.
One way is to ingest the semen of another, most assuredly, straight man.

EDIT: I think I was trying to make a joke but now I just feel sorta creepy. :/
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Unread 10-24-2010, 01:17 AM   #24
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EDIT : Seriously it's stuff like this that makes me glad I'm single, and want to stay that way.
I don't follow the logic here, even if the OP wasn't satire.
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Unread 10-24-2010, 01:31 AM   #25
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I don't follow the logic here, even if the OP wasn't satire.
Like, if Kyanbu was in a straight monagamous relationship, he probably wouldn't want his SO snooping around for hidden clues about his 'terrible' homosexual secret life that he doesn't have.

EDIT: Like, actually, speaking as a married dude I would be pretty hurt if my wife was the sort of person to snoop around and try to 'catch me' being 'gay' or even if she suspected me of cheating just becuase I did something totally innocuous like if I cried at a movie or went to the gym an extra day or whatever other ridiculous stuff is in that list. Even though this is a joke it is really sad to think that there are some SOs who would do stuff like this to each other.

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NonCon is a womanizing, cigar smoking, beer drinking bearded lumberjack you may have seen him model for your favorite brand of extra-durable paper towels.
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Unread 10-24-2010, 01:50 AM   #26
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Fix'd. Yeah, pyramid. Sticking your hand into a period would be.... unpleasant. And probably a sign that you're gay.

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Noncon I am starting to wonder if you are gay.
You aren't the first and you won't be the last.

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Unread 10-24-2010, 01:58 AM   #27
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Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!
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Unread 10-24-2010, 01:59 AM   #28
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NonCon is a womanizing, cigar smoking, beer drinking bearded lumberjack you may have seen him model for your favorite brand of extra-durable paper towels.
Does he go shopping and have buttered scones for tea on wednesdays?

Edit: Freaking ninjas, leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
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Unread 10-24-2010, 02:36 AM   #29
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Noncon I am starting to wonder if you are gay.
I'm your husband?
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Unread 10-24-2010, 02:43 AM   #30
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