"Is my husband GAY?"

[Satan's Onion]

24. Has your husband shown any emotions lately? The only God-approved emotions a man may feel are rage, lust, and stoic indifference. If he should respond to a situation in any other way, it's a sure sign he enjoys taking it roughly up the sin-hole. (If he should be so depraved as to actually shed tears, call your pastor. Your husband may be a victim of demonic possession. It is well-known that the pooper is as a wide open gate through which demons may enter at any time.)

Also:

Originally Posted by Pip Boy

I had a friend once who we accused of being gay when he joined the cheer-leading team. Then he got put on the bottom of the human period and he was told to stick his hand under a girl's ass for support and smile. We don't call him gay anymore.

Are you sure you don't mean "pyramid", there?