Noncon I am starting to wonder if you are gay. Your late night use of computers, your Gym memberships, your trendy clothes, your love of pop culture, your shirtlessness and strange sexual demands. You fit a lot of the signs on that list. I mean, I know I am from a Southern state and all, but it is cool if you are. I have these pamphlets about homosexuality and how to cure it. Just try and keep an open mind when you read it. Damn you queers are close minded. Your radical ideology is a threat to my nonexistent kids and faith! CONVERT! CONVERT! CONVERT!
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