NPF Slam Poetry 2012 - Time to Throw Down Some Sick Rhymes

Red Mage Black · 04-26-2012, 02:14 PM

That's right, thanks to the awesome patrons of NPFChat, we have an official event this year. NPF Slam Poetry, where some of the top poets of NPF will throw down some sick nasty rhymes and master disses. Take your grudges to the mic and show them who's boss. We will have 12 contestants, so sign-up and show NPF what you're made of.

Contestant List:
1. Ecks
2. rpgdemon
3. Smarty (Assumed)
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Professor Smarmiarty · 04-26-2012, 02:21 PM

Been done, not once not twice but thrice. None of you fucks are worthy of my time and my former opponent is but a legend nowadays. Such becomes us all.

Ecks · 04-26-2012, 02:37 PM

I'm not guaranteeing anything good. But I will get down with some wicked slams and shit like that. And because Smarty is being a bitch and shitting all over your feel good forum camaraderie esprit de forae request for family game night.

Also get over yourself you old hobo you're just ascared of some up and coming no name marching by with his swag on making you look like some grubby fuck in suspenders begging for loose change.

tl;dr: gauntlet + your face = challenge has been issued, sir

rpgdemon · 04-26-2012, 02:56 PM

They call you Smarty, Moriarty, you act like life's a party
But sorry, Smarty, they ought to call you farty.

Stick your dick into the forums quick
And now you pick a slick scientific schtick
That lets you think and drink and
Your ship is gonna sink
You stink but you think that now you're on the brink
Of discovery,

But man,
You need recovery.

From these sick fires, bro.

Red Mage Black · 04-26-2012, 03:30 PM

Two burns and sick nasty sign-ups.

Professor Smarmiarty · 04-26-2012, 03:57 PM

I've seen where the unbridled rap can take, I know what it does to a man. You cannot handle it, you cannot channel it. People will be hurt. People will die.

I was like you once. Ready and eager to sling my beats, taking on all who challenged me. I survived. But some did not. Do no make the same mistakes I did.

A Zarkin' Frood · 04-26-2012, 04:09 PM

The man who's seen too much Pt. 1

Premmy · 04-28-2012, 03:19 AM

You people really don't understand what Slam Poetry and Battle Rapping are, do you?

Japan · 05-07-2012, 01:28 AM

This is no place for unbridled street knowledge. You risk annihilation.

Thadius · 05-07-2012, 01:44 AM

Fools that you are, the lot of you.

I will enjoy this.

04-26-2012, 02:14 PM	#1
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	NPF Slam Poetry 2012 - Time to Throw Down Some Sick Rhymes That's right, thanks to the awesome patrons of NPFChat, we have an official event this year. NPF Slam Poetry, where some of the top poets of NPF will throw down some sick nasty rhymes and master disses. Take your grudges to the mic and show them who's boss. We will have 12 contestants, so sign-up and show NPF what you're made of. Contestant List: 1. Ecks 2. rpgdemon 3. Smarty (Assumed) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Last edited by Red Mage Black; 04-26-2012 at 03:30 PM.

04-26-2012, 02:56 PM	#4
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	Yeah, I guess I'm in. They call you Smarty, Moriarty, you act like life's a party But sorry, Smarty, they ought to call you farty. Stick your dick into the forums quick And now you pick a slick scientific schtick That lets you think and drink and Your ship is gonna sink You stink but you think that now you're on the brink Of discovery, But man, You need recovery. From these sick fires, bro. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

04-26-2012, 04:09 PM	#7
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	The man who's seen too much Pt. 1 __________________ >:( C-: Last edited by A Zarkin' Frood; 04-26-2012 at 04:15 PM.

04-28-2012, 03:19 AM	#8
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	You people really don't understand what Slam Poetry and Battle Rapping are, do you? __________________ Drank

05-07-2012, 01:44 AM	#10
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Fools that you are, the lot of you. I will enjoy this. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-26-2012, 02:21 PM	#2
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Been done, not once not twice but thrice. None of you fucks are worthy of my time and my former opponent is but a legend nowadays. Such becomes us all.

04-26-2012, 03:30 PM	#5
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Two burns and sick nasty sign-ups.

04-26-2012, 03:57 PM	#6
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I've seen where the unbridled rap can take, I know what it does to a man. You cannot handle it, you cannot channel it. People will be hurt. People will die. I was like you once. Ready and eager to sling my beats, taking on all who challenged me. I survived. But some did not. Do no make the same mistakes I did.

05-07-2012, 01:28 AM	#9
Japan Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Myself Posts: 212	This is no place for unbridled street knowledge. You risk annihilation.

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