Santa is a republican - Page 3

Aerozord · 12-10-2011, 03:53 PM

well I guess you could also view that santa isn't bias, and rich people are just better human beings that deserve better gifts, and poor people are all amoral criminals even if they are only 5

rpgdemon · 12-10-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

well I guess you could also view that santa isn't bias, and rich people are just better human beings that deserve better gifts, and poor people are all amoral criminals even if they are only 5

IT'S BIASED. BIASED.

UNLESS THEY ARE A PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF BIAS, THEY ARE BIASED.

Melfice · 12-10-2011, 03:58 PM

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Melfice · 12-10-2011, 04:02 PM

Also, anybody know why IG's posts are just blank?

A Zarkin' Frood · 12-10-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Melfice

Also, anybody know why IG's posts are just blank?

Just quote them if you can't read them. That should do the trick

It's probably because you are straight and straight people can't see colors unless they open themselves to the rainbow. It's kind of like being gay only you can have any sexual preference you like. I myself am straight but through years of rigorous training I have attained the ability to see color. My life has been improved since and I am slightly less homophobic.

Flarecobra · 12-10-2011, 04:02 PM

That reminds me... how are we going to shoot down Santa THIS year?

phil_ · 12-10-2011, 11:55 PM

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-11-2011, 04:03 AM

Republican red was invented during the 2000 election. Prior to that there was no universal colour scheme (the parties have no official colours) and it was often reversed in line with more typical colours though generally there was no official pattern. But during that election one of the tv commentators started to refer to red states and blue states and the republicans happened to be red on their map. These electoral maps were repeated many times through the papers over the next few weeks because of the controversies with the vote and the papers all just ran with the red state/blue state for clarity and it entered public lexicon.
So basically it was just cause of random chance that the network doing the co verage had republicans down as red.

Santa is red because of corporate control of our mindset (coca-cola inventing santa costume) and the pubs would be all over that shit.

Also only shitty hipster communists use red. Proper dudes use black.

In other news, fuck the sun.

Osterbaum · 12-11-2011, 06:36 AM

Hipster communists, now that's an intriguing image. Do you mean in the sence that those dressed in black are the ones for example at demonstrations ready to stirr shit up?

Ecks · 12-11-2011, 03:01 PM

Fuck red, green is where it's at. You all wish you could type in green.

So yeah, Santa is a douchebag. One time when I was nine, I asked Santa for a Nintendo 64 and all I got was this shitty letter printed out on computer paper that they were out of Nintendo 64 systems and to try next year.

So apparently Santa is computer literate.

12-10-2011, 03:53 PM	#1
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	well I guess you could also view that santa isn't bias, and rich people are just better human beings that deserve better gifts, and poor people are all amoral criminals even if they are only 5 __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

12-10-2011, 04:02 PM	#6
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	That reminds me... how are we going to shoot down Santa THIS year? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-10-2011, 11:55 PM	#7
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	However, the child abuse and neglect will transform you into the perfect boy. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

12-11-2011, 04:03 AM	#8
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Republican red was invented during the 2000 election. Prior to that there was no universal colour scheme (the parties have no official colours) and it was often reversed in line with more typical colours though generally there was no official pattern. But during that election one of the tv commentators started to refer to red states and blue states and the republicans happened to be red on their map. These electoral maps were repeated many times through the papers over the next few weeks because of the controversies with the vote and the papers all just ran with the red state/blue state for clarity and it entered public lexicon. So basically it was just cause of random chance that the network doing the co verage had republicans down as red. Santa is red because of corporate control of our mindset (coca-cola inventing santa costume) and the pubs would be all over that shit. Also only shitty hipster communists use red. Proper dudes use black. In other news, fuck the sun. Last edited by Professor Smarmiarty; 12-11-2011 at 04:08 AM.

12-11-2011, 06:36 AM	#9
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Hipster communists, now that's an intriguing image. Do you mean in the sence that those dressed in black are the ones for example at demonstrations ready to stirr shit up? __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

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