Did Twilight not creep you out enough?

[DFM]

I will not accept any Twilight porno that is not named Sparklesnatch.

Originally Posted by Tev

So ladies. Iced up sex toys? What the hell? Your internal temperature regulation device is already messed up beyond belief what with you always being cold all the time. You also seem to not like that whole "being cold" thing so why jam a frozen spike up your nether bits? I'm confused.

So is this like a joke or a serious question and the whole idea behind them just went fwoooooooooooooooosh over your head because I usually only have to make the fwooshing sound wen I talk to blues.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by DFM

So is this like a joke or a serious question and the whole idea behind them just went fwoooooooooooooooosh over your head because I usually only have to make the fwooshing sound wen I talk to blues.

Serious question, even though yes, I got the joke. Vampire penis. Cold. Got that.

It's just that I've been around the internet enough to know that certain sex toys are in fact marketed for their ability to be both warmed and chilled. The chilled part I never got. The very concept of a woman jamming a frozen dong up in her seems akin to me humping an ice sculpture......which doesn't strike me as a good time.

[Premmy]

Some people have kinks you don't understand Tevles, It's how shit works.

[DFM]

Originally Posted by Tev

which doesn't strike me as a good time.

The opposite of this is why they existed before Twilight.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

Some people have kinks you don't understand Tevles, It's how shit works.

This depresses me as I understand a lot of kinks.

[Premmy]

Thanks for telling us you're a dirty perv. I mean, that horrible......aura of filth and foulness you give off would have told us, but thanks, I just thought it meant you were a wizard, but now I know.

[DFM]

If it makes you feel better my first assumption was that someone didn't get the Vampire-Cold Dick link before I thought someone didn't get Cold Dicks-Feel Nice link.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

Thanks for telling us you're a dirty perv. I mean, that horrible......aura of filth and foulness you give off would have told us, but thanks, I just thought it meant you were a wizard, but now I know.

What can I say, we student Anthropologists are curious people.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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[krogothwolf]

I hate you all, I really do. First Sparklesnatch now finding out about TevLev's pervy kink loving. You guys all suck!