Funny quotes

[Si Civa]

I was searcing to confirm "Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny" line by Zappa when I ran across with this beauty:
"Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?"

[Amake]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

I was searcing to confirm "Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny" line by Zappa when I ran across with this beauty:
"Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?"

Reminds me of once when I was playing Final Fantasy 7 and a friend who didn't have a lot of videogame experience looked on. Cloud died in a random fight, as I was playing very braindeadly while trying to converse. Then when we returned to the world map my friend remarked, "didn't that guy just die?"

Me, listening with some anticipation as I had no idea what I was going to say, still not missing a beat: "Yeah but he's still twitching."