Advice Thread - Page 8

krogothwolf · 02-01-2010, 06:41 PM

Never let a 8 day old baby withing 10 feet of a console controller, or they will somehow figure out a way to get some throw up on it.

Funka Genocide · 02-01-2010, 06:53 PM

Don't grow a beard.

Kim · 02-01-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

Don't grow a beard.

Whoops.

Nique · 02-01-2010, 07:13 PM

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Whoops.

Now you're in for it.

Alternativly, you could follow my brand of beard advice: Grow a beard. See? Problem solved.

Nightshine · 02-01-2010, 08:01 PM

Don't ever associate yourself with America.

bluestarultor · 02-01-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightshine

Don't ever associate yourself with America.

Seriously, actually. If you're in a foreign country and American and some little kid runs up and asks if you're American, tell them you're from Canada.

Nobody takes Canadian hostages.

Nightshine · 02-01-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Seriously, actually. If you're in a foreign country and American and some little kid runs up and asks if you're American, tell them you're from Canada.

Nobody takes Canadian hostages.

Well, it's less likely. I think it was like 2 years ago when a bunch of Canadians were held hostage by terrorists. They were set free though.

bluestarultor · 02-01-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightshine

Well, it's less likely. I think it was like 2 years ago when a bunch of Canadians were held hostage by terrorists. They were set free though.

By asking nicely? :p

(I can't help but feel Americans would do better if they had Canadians' reputation.

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Professor Smarmiarty · 02-01-2010, 09:14 PM

We'll let you be like canada but you've got to rescind indepedence first.

bluestarultor · 02-01-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

We'll let you be like canada but you've got to rescind indepedence first.

Don't worry, Smarty. I'm sure your government would love to become the 51st-54th states. :p

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02-01-2010, 06:53 PM	#72
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Don't grow a beard.

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Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	We'll let you be like canada but you've got to rescind indepedence first.