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Unread 02-02-2010, 09:54 PM   #101
Premmy
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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Women can never be satisfied.

They can not. Do not try to satisfy them. It is as true as the Earth is round, gravity is what holds you to the Earth, and people are stupid.

Any satisfaction shown is lies and deciet so that you continue your feeble attempts at satisfaction.

Know this, and you will be a much happier person.
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Any and all "advice" you hear about women is bullshit.
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Unread 02-02-2010, 09:55 PM   #102
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Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Funka Genocide can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Any and all "advice" you hear about women is bullshit.
Insomuch as all overly-generalized, stereotype derived advice is bullshit... this is correct.
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Unread 02-02-2010, 09:56 PM   #103
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Unread 02-02-2010, 10:36 PM   #104
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Unread 02-02-2010, 10:57 PM   #105
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Isn't Mike Myers Canadian?
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Unread 02-02-2010, 11:24 PM   #106
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Always make nice to your teachers, or find some way to make yourself memorable. It not only is good to help them remember you and help you stand out while you're there, but it can help make you memorable in the future, and you never know when that might pay off.

I personally got a grade from three years ago corrected, and it was wonderful talking with her again.
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Unread 02-02-2010, 11:52 PM   #107
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Always make out with your teachers, or find some way to make yourself memorable. It not only is good to help them remember you and help you stand out while you're there, but it can help make you memorable in the future, and you never know when that might pay off.

I personally got a grade from three years ago corrected, and it was wonderful "talking" with her again.
Fixed that for you.
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Unread 02-03-2010, 01:15 AM   #108
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Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. Nique has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
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Unread 02-03-2010, 01:17 AM   #109
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Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own. Premmy did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
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Unread 02-06-2010, 12:00 AM   #110
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Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world.
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Spray paint. THAT'S how you change a road sign. At least it is in my neck of the woods.
If you're ever traveling through NJ on I-80, you'll notice Exit 42C has been changed to Exit 420.
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