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Unread 02-14-2010, 05:31 PM   #51
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Unread 02-14-2010, 05:33 PM   #52
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Think people would focus on some good -isms for once. Like altruism, or pacifism. Did you know there are some altruists out there who are totally being nice to people right now without expectation of reward? Doesn't that make you feel positive?!

Anyway, Barrel, I know how you feel but technically them kicking you out of their casino was actually them doing you a favor, even if they don't realize it, because now you won't gamble all your money away. It's like a cloud's silver lining or something. Like, you may have been hit by a thunderbolt from a storm, right, but now you get to take a break in a hospital for a couple of months while you recover. It's all about looking at the sunny side!
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Unread 02-14-2010, 05:35 PM   #53
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Did you know there are some altruists out there who are totally being nice to people right now without expectation of reward? Doesn't that make you feel positive?!
Except that they're probably doing it for their own self gratification, rather than a genuine desire to do good for good's sake.

HAR HAR CYNICISM.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 05:45 PM   #54
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Anyway, Barrel, I know how you feel but technically them kicking you out of their casino was actually them doing you a favor, even if they don't realize it, because now you won't gamble all your money away. It's like a cloud's silver lining or something. Like, you may have been hit by a thunderbolt from a storm, right, but now you get to take a break in a hospital for a couple of months while you recover. It's all about looking at the sunny side!
Nah I'm the ultimate shark, the hustler extreme. It was an excuse so they didn't want to lose all their money.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 06:39 PM   #55
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I bet.

Wait, no I don't.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 08:24 PM   #56
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Except that they're probably doing it for their own self gratification, rather than a genuine desire to do good for good's sake.

HAR HAR CYNICISM.
Believe it or not, I'm an altruist, and a lot of times, most people would think it's not worth the effort.

In fact, a lot of the time, I come out of it feeling like shit because people can be such dicks. It doesn't stop me from helping people, just leaves me grumbling that things often turn out poorly.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 08:29 PM   #57
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Unread 02-14-2010, 08:30 PM   #58
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In fact, a lot of the time, I come out of it feeling like shit because people can be such dicks.
Fucking Kreia... making me feel like shit because I help every John and Jane Doe I come across... manipulative old bitch.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 09:54 PM   #59
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Don't worry, she feeds me the same shit when I go around kicking them in their vaginas.
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Unread 02-14-2010, 10:09 PM   #60
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I'm convinced you people want nothing less than a sandbox game in which you can explicitly kick people in the crotch.
And receive an achievement for performing this on women.
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