Your younger, more retarded self

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I once fell asleep on a couch in the waiting room of a japanese brothel. I was subsequently awakened by some guy who I assume was a low level yakuza enforcer, after which I used the bathroom without asking, left and promptly threw up on their entrance mat.

Is that the kind of youthful foolishness we're after here, or did you want to hear about my experiments with salmon and mauve in oxford shirts?

Also, one more reference to leather or public nudity in this thread and I'm going to have to slap an NC-17 label on it.

Don't do that, man! There are Australians around! Do you want the Australian government to refuse NPF classification?


Also, shit, man, how did you come out of that one alive?