How much alcohol does it take to bring Fifthfiend back?

Eldezar · 02-17-2010, 12:44 AM

2 mojitos, 1 whopper jr., and an empty bladder later

I am enjoying this horrible paissano wine more than I should. Also, this ameretto silk has a mix on the back that calls for sour milk. Screw you, I dont have that much time to waste on your so called ...

stone sour drink.

I feel like taking a shower too. Oh man, this stone sour smells like something that I do not think I would enjoy sober. Anybody who has had it tell me what it is so I know to avoid it laster.

Now, I dont know if you know this fifthfiend characterm but when he walks into the place, everything gets real quiet like. I mean, he's the biggest fucking mexican I ever seen. He seems to walk directly in the sunlight, crooked nose and evil sneer visible for all to see. but just as a shadow is about to cover his face, he leaps back into the glorious rays of Sol to scare the living shit out of any anwary passerby children, haunting their dreams for generations. But they forget about fifthfiend and his evil death glare, shining brightly in all of Sol's glory. they went on to lead normal lives

they become businessmen, doctors, lawyers. Important, contributing members of society. Until one night, in bed beside their loving wife, their two kids staying the weekend at grandma and grandpa's house, and they are about to make love. That's when it hits them, erectile disfucnction, and all of the horrible memories of that one fateful day come flooding abck to them. Because of fifthfiend, these once innocent children have grown up to be fat, hairy, balding men. yes, even the young girls, for gods mercy should not condemn these women to life of

i got hungry and don't remember where i wa going with that last sentence.

one glass of wine and half of a BIG glass of stone sour.

I also forgot that I dont drink is much if i am flat out not thirsty, and I am kinda not as thirsty, but hopefully i'll ge over it.

maybe if i throw up.

EDITNESS: If fifth doesn't come back, that's cool, he's got stuff to do I am sure, but I miss him and love him and want to carry his baby. Not in my belly, cuz that would hurt, but in my arms. hope he do well

02-17-2010, 12:44 AM	#4
Eldezar Ferbawlz! Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 665	2 mojitos, 1 whopper jr., and an empty bladder later I am enjoying this horrible paissano wine more than I should. Also, this ameretto silk has a mix on the back that calls for sour milk. Screw you, I dont have that much time to waste on your so called ... stone sour drink. I feel like taking a shower too. Oh man, this stone sour smells like something that I do not think I would enjoy sober. Anybody who has had it tell me what it is so I know to avoid it laster. Now, I dont know if you know this fifthfiend characterm but when he walks into the place, everything gets real quiet like. I mean, he's the biggest fucking mexican I ever seen. He seems to walk directly in the sunlight, crooked nose and evil sneer visible for all to see. but just as a shadow is about to cover his face, he leaps back into the glorious rays of Sol to scare the living shit out of any anwary passerby children, haunting their dreams for generations. But they forget about fifthfiend and his evil death glare, shining brightly in all of Sol's glory. they went on to lead normal lives they become businessmen, doctors, lawyers. Important, contributing members of society. Until one night, in bed beside their loving wife, their two kids staying the weekend at grandma and grandpa's house, and they are about to make love. That's when it hits them, erectile disfucnction, and all of the horrible memories of that one fateful day come flooding abck to them. Because of fifthfiend, these once innocent children have grown up to be fat, hairy, balding men. yes, even the young girls, for gods mercy should not condemn these women to life of i got hungry and don't remember where i wa going with that last sentence. one glass of wine and half of a BIG glass of stone sour. I also forgot that I dont drink is much if i am flat out not thirsty, and I am kinda not as thirsty, but hopefully i'll ge over it. maybe if i throw up. EDITNESS: If fifth doesn't come back, that's cool, he's got stuff to do I am sure, but I miss him and love him and want to carry his baby. Not in my belly, cuz that would hurt, but in my arms. hope he do well __________________ Patreon Stuff! https://www.patreon.com/NPCProductionCompany Last edited by Eldezar; 02-17-2010 at 12:54 AM.