Your younger, more retarded self

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Token

Why don't you just woosh yourself?

Because I'm apparently the only one who understands my train of logic. Of course, if anyone else knew how my brain worked, they'd probably ascend.

I, however, am weighed down by my propensity to soak my shoes in my own saliva, and thus never manage to get off the ground before repeating the process.