Wisdom from the "wise". - Page 6

Funka Genocide · 03-05-2010, 06:32 PM

Chances are someone thinks you're a cunt. Don't let it get to you.

bluestarultor · 03-05-2010, 07:06 PM

There is always going to be a gay guy who thinks he can turn you. The best way to respond is to tell him you're already taken and walk off hand in hand with a friend, male or female.

If you're alone, you might want to reconsider what you're doing at a gay bar.

Aldurin · 03-10-2010, 12:25 AM

If everything you know is wrong, then aren't you wrong about knowing that everything you know is wrong? Which means it wouldn't be, but then everything you know is wrong would be wrong even though it shouldn't despite how it has to apply to itself on being wrong about not being wrong about being wrong?

32bit-RedMage · 03-10-2010, 03:54 PM

If you are feeling depressed, and think that you are a worthless piece of crap.....
Just look in the mirror to confirm it.

A Zarkin' Frood · 03-10-2010, 04:18 PM

The other day I looked in the mirror and I thought. Hey Steven (that's not my name) you don't look so bad after all. And you're not the worthless piece of crap you thought you are. You are one of the best people to ever grace this earth, you're so good only a handful of people ever will be able to appreciate it. Then I looked down my sexy naked body to notice that the 30 kg I lost two years ago still aren't enough. I still have some excess fat here. I'm gonna get rid of it. Not tomorrow, not next week. Now!

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND YOU CAN DO IT! JUST DO IT! YOU'LL SEE!!!
NEVER FORGET! YOU ARE AWESOME!

CAPSLOCK AND EXCLAMATION MARKS ARE MIGHT!!! AND I FEEL MIGHTY!!!!!!!!

Aldurin · 03-12-2010, 11:17 PM

Give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and infinite time, and you'll find 1000 dead monkeys, 1000 broken (or half-eaten) typewriters, and 1000 piles of monkey shit.

GrandMasterPlanetEater · 03-13-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green Spanner

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

Quote attribution, Dom H�lder C�mara

Aldurin · 03-14-2010, 03:41 PM

A single bullet is worth 1000 words. Inversely, a single word is worth a thousand bullets.

Aldurin · 03-24-2010, 05:50 PM

People always seem smart until they open their mouth, because they are smart until they open their mouth. Intelligence will leak out slowly and takes a while to replenish.

That's why Steven Hawking is so smart. He's physically incapable of leaking intelligence.

Magic_Marker · 03-24-2010, 06:00 PM

People who change the color of their texts every post are assholes.

Science fact.

03-10-2010, 03:54 PM	#54
32bit-RedMage Sects Buddy Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bikini Bottom Posts: 209	If you are feeling depressed, and think that you are a worthless piece of crap..... Just look in the mirror to confirm it. __________________ Meryl loves the Malboro

03-10-2010, 04:18 PM	#55
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	The other day I looked in the mirror and I thought. Hey Steven (that's not my name) you don't look so bad after all. And you're not the worthless piece of crap you thought you are. You are one of the best people to ever grace this earth, you're so good only a handful of people ever will be able to appreciate it. Then I looked down my sexy naked body to notice that the 30 kg I lost two years ago still aren't enough. I still have some excess fat here. I'm gonna get rid of it. Not tomorrow, not next week. Now! YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND YOU CAN DO IT! JUST DO IT! YOU'LL SEE!!! NEVER FORGET! YOU ARE AWESOME! CAPSLOCK AND EXCLAMATION MARKS ARE MIGHT!!! AND I FEEL MIGHTY!!!!!!!! __________________ >:( C-:

03-05-2010, 06:32 PM	#51
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Chances are someone thinks you're a cunt. Don't let it get to you.

03-10-2010, 12:25 AM	#53
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	If everything you know is wrong, then aren't you wrong about knowing that everything you know is wrong? Which means it wouldn't be, but then everything you know is wrong would be wrong even though it shouldn't despite how it has to apply to itself on being wrong about not being wrong about being wrong?

03-12-2010, 11:17 PM	#56
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and infinite time, and you'll find 1000 dead monkeys, 1000 broken (or half-eaten) typewriters, and 1000 piles of monkey shit.

03-14-2010, 03:41 PM	#58
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	A single bullet is worth 1000 words. Inversely, a single word is worth a thousand bullets.

03-24-2010, 05:50 PM	#59
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	People always seem smart until they open their mouth, because they are smart until they open their mouth. Intelligence will leak out slowly and takes a while to replenish. That's why Steven Hawking is so smart. He's physically incapable of leaking intelligence.

03-24-2010, 06:00 PM	#60
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	People who change the color of their texts every post are assholes. Science fact.