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Old 05-05-2010, 10:13 AM   #1
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Nah you're doing it wrong. It should be FemShepard. That way Garrus would be the PM's husband. Him being at all those diplomatic things world leaders spouses attend would be worth electing Shepard by itself.

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What his stance on the British electoral system?

Not sure about his/her stance on Britain exactly, but politically the Paragon(good) Shepard seems to be ultra liberal, anti-nationalistic Federation style space communist, and the Renegade (bad) one seems to be nationalistic, authoritarian and capitalistic.

Looking at it, I'm pretty sure Shepard would turn him/herself into a communist/militarist dictator pretty quickly. Paragon Shepard would still hold honest elections though due to being big on laws, honesty, honour and stuff so if it didn't work you could boot him/her out after 3/4 years/whatever the British electoral cycle is at least. Renegade not so much.

And Paragon Shepard(and maybe Renegade Shepard) would totally open the country to Quarian refugees. Which would be cool though I can only imagine how much a species of biohard-burqa wearing, communist space Romani analogues settling down would piss off the conservatives. It would also screw with the health system pretty badly.

Edit: Thinking about it, Renegade Shepard would be Thatcher in a hot young cyborg body bascially. With supervillain style "you have failed me" murders.
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:21 AM   #2
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I just had a thought actually; does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? And if not, why not?!?

Or shit I dunno, Flying Spaggetti Monster maybe? Or do they count as a religious group?
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:29 AM   #3
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I just had a thought actually; does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? And if not, why not?!?
No which is annoying because witohut the existence of "No confidence" on the voting sheet (which is bullshit) crazy parties are the best way to show No confidence votes, better than defiling papers.
The MacGillyCuddy Serious Party of NZ were always good. They were going to cut the South Island free from the Earth and float it next to the North Island to save on air fares.
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I just had a thought actually; does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? And if not, why not?!?

Or shit I dunno, Flying Spaggetti Monster maybe? Or do they count as a religious group?
Yes they still exsist here is a list of their candidates.
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Yes they still exsist here is a list of their candidates.
Not running anywhere near me which means, because our electrol system is from the 80s, I can't vote ofr them.
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What his stance on the British electoral system?
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:43 AM   #7
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Charlie Chaplin. He's quite a nice chap. Vote him.
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:04 AM   #8
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He looks like just the kind of decisive, get things done, on the ball gogetter that this country needs!
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There is only one answer:

Vote for and draw Cthulhu.
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