How to Spot a Masturbator

BloodyMage · 05-13-2010, 01:16 PM

I don't think the point of the test is to actually smell the semen since the article directs the parent to smell the bed and then declare that it smells like semen regardless of whether it does or not. The point of the test is to gauge the reaction of the suspected masturbator, though that doesn't make it any less stupid since a smart child would just state that it was a wet dream. Seriously, who would run out of the room at that question?

bluestarultor · 05-13-2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodyMage

I don't think the point of the test is to actually smell the semen since the article directs the parent to smell the bed and then declare that it smells like semen regardless of whether it does or not. The point of the test is to gauge the reaction of the suspected masturbator, though that doesn't make it any less stupid since a smart child would just state that it was a wet dream. Seriously, who would run out of the room at that question?

A smart child would actually probably call them out on it unless he'd actually been doing so, and possibly even if he had. Unless there's actually an issue, why admit to anything at all?

05-13-2010, 01:16 PM	#1
BloodyMage I'm not even in the highscore. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 667	I don't think the point of the test is to actually smell the semen since the article directs the parent to smell the bed and then declare that it smells like semen regardless of whether it does or not. The point of the test is to gauge the reaction of the suspected masturbator, though that doesn't make it any less stupid since a smart child would just state that it was a wet dream. Seriously, who would run out of the room at that question?