How to Spot a Masturbator - Page 5

Kim · 05-13-2010, 02:14 PM

I think it says something about the religious crazies that even if this is satire, it's incredibly easy to believe that religious crazies really think like this.

Krylo · 05-13-2010, 02:16 PM

Viridis already mentioned Poe's Law so yeah, it's not surprising lots of people took it at face value.

Magus · 05-13-2010, 02:17 PM

Guys, it's a joke, did you not see the diagrams.

And the other articles:

Do gay pets go to heaven?

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As I have explored before, the cat is one of the most common offenders against the commandments of God and it is truly a sin for a Christian to own one.

Proof Blacks Are Possessed By Satan and are a Violent Species

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A new video has surfaced of two blacks attacking each other. One is a teacher and the other is a student. From trusted sources, it has been reported the student was acting up (typical black child at school) and the teacher warned him over and over to stop. The child then throw a desk at teacher in a “spear throwing” motion which caused the teacher to be engulfed in black rage. The teacher then ran up to the child and attacked him using some type of Zulu martial arts punch moves.

New Infant Doll Sex Toy Created For Homosexuals

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Now again these filth factories want to produce a doll that has a working human twiddle rompus!! You can see from the start of this unclassified video that a gay man with a fake French accent comes wondering in while two little girls are playing with a baby doll! Look at the excitement in his sin whore eyes when his starts to hungerously gaze at the fake babies wee-wankous!

A Zarkin' Frood · 05-13-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Magus

Guys, it's a joke, did you not see the diagrams.

A joke? Your post smells like semen!
That's right, I inhaled it.

EDIT: Not the post, that would be gross, just its smell.

krogothwolf · 05-13-2010, 02:20 PM

Do you think people really care if it's a joke or not? Like seriously, It's fun to mock and dink around with the subject so why does it matter? Plus it grosses out Fenris so that's a bonus!

Krylo · 05-13-2010, 02:22 PM

I think you guys talking about where you masturbate, and whether or not you mind sleeping in it is pretty much gross to anyone with a modicum of sensibility.

Just tossing that out there.

Osterbaum · 05-13-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blues

Because you have to sleep in your bed.

Nobody said you had to cum ON your sheets or anything.

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Originally Posted by Fenris

This thread is gross.

Not until someone posts a pic of themselves, masturbating.

Marc v4.0 · 05-13-2010, 02:27 PM

On that note, what sort of baum -is- OSTERbaum?

Kim · 05-13-2010, 02:27 PM

Man, I never said I did in my bed.

Grossness aside, I have an HP laptop. If I set it on my bed, I'm pretty sure the blankets would cover part of one fan and my lappy would catch fire.

Fucking HP

krogothwolf · 05-13-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Not until someone posts a pic of themselves, masturbating.

Isn't that what ChatRoullette is for?

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Grossness aside, I have an HP laptop. If I set it on my bed, I'm pretty sure the blankets would cover part of one fan and my lappy would catch fire.

Fucking HP

I had to buy a USB fan for my HP laptop due to poor Fan placement on their laptops...Fucking HP Indeed

05-13-2010, 02:14 PM	#41
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I think it says something about the religious crazies that even if this is satire, it's incredibly easy to believe that religious crazies really think like this. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

05-13-2010, 02:16 PM	#42
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Viridis already mentioned Poe's Law so yeah, it's not surprising lots of people took it at face value. __________________ I am very tired.

05-13-2010, 02:20 PM	#45
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Do you think people really care if it's a joke or not? Like seriously, It's fun to mock and dink around with the subject so why does it matter? Plus it grosses out Fenris so that's a bonus! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

05-13-2010, 02:22 PM	#46
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I think you guys talking about where you masturbate, and whether or not you mind sleeping in it is pretty much gross to anyone with a modicum of sensibility. Just tossing that out there. __________________ I am very tired.

05-13-2010, 02:27 PM	#48
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	On that note, what sort of baum -is- OSTERbaum? __________________