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Unread 06-25-2010, 07:23 PM   #21
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I am mildly proficient at creative writing. I have quite a bit of historical knowlege (particuarly military history), and know a lot about economics, and, come to think of it, strategy in general. I'm interested in all branches of physics and am continuously expand my understanding thereof.

So, when do we combine our powers?
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Unread 06-25-2010, 07:34 PM   #22
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What exactly would come out of such an unholy union?

As far as I can predict, it would be some sort of weird book that screams a weird theme song made with farts every time you open it.
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Unread 06-25-2010, 08:00 PM   #23
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I'm okay at profiling people. My first impressions of people are usually spot on.
I'm a competent actor who remembers his lines, I write well enough to get A's on reports for books I haven't read, I can get girls to like me until they get to know me better, and I'm good with a rifle (less so with handguns).
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Unread 06-25-2010, 08:20 PM   #24
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I can run a teleprompter.

I can film and edit video pretty well.

I am apparently the only person in the world who can figure out how to fix an office copier jam.

I can ride a horse (western-style, never learned English-style.)

I can drive a horse-and-cart, but only with one horse pulling it.

I can't cook regular food, but I CAN make cookies. Awesome cookies.

I play a mean Soldier and Pyro in TF2. Decent enough Engie, too.

I can sort of play guitar. I own three of them: A six string acoustic, a twelve-string acoustic, and a six-string electric. The acoustics are technically my dad's...

I can sort of sew.

I can sort of draw.
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Unread 06-25-2010, 08:39 PM   #25
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So, we have all of these skills, what superweapon does Lev want us to build?
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Unread 06-25-2010, 08:59 PM   #26
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What exactly would come out of such an unholy union?

As far as I can predict, it would be some sort of weird book that screams a weird theme song made with farts every time you open it.
Obviously, we make a game. I can help with the Java, but I'm not as comfortable with it as I am with C#. Eclipse is a lifesaver, though.
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Unread 06-25-2010, 09:14 PM   #27
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Obviously, we make a game. I can help with the Java, but I'm not as comfortable with it as I am with C#. Eclipse is a lifesaver, though.
He obviously wants to create an enhanced replica of the mythical Ultimortar Missile Emplacement. The programmers deal with targeting, chefs feed everybody, writers document progress and I do Public Relations for the project.
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Unread 06-25-2010, 09:26 PM   #28
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I have have an incredibly small attention span. You know how doctors will diagnose ADD and ADHD whenever a kid so much as fidgets?

I ain't one of those kids. I got it genuine, and I got it bad.

This goes into my talent. Focus, I have through sheer force of will managed to raise my focus to the epic proportions of a normal human being.

Also, I have a high skill retention, when I learn something it is mine. This led me to being able to do many things with mediocre results. These skills are best described as getting a D in school, not quite failing but sure as hell not something to show your parents.

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Obviously, we make a game. I can help with the Java, but I'm not as comfortable with it as I am with C#. Eclipse is a lifesaver, though.
That's quite interesting, I have about 3000 pages of notes dating back to 8th grade about about a game I have wanted to design ever since I played Final Fantasy Tactics. Over the years it has evolved due to influence of many other games I have had the pleasure of playing, such as Advance wars and Fire Emblem. Not to mention other sources of inspiration like Magic the Gathering.


I just lack the artistic merits to make art resources and my programing skill is just okay enough to understand 80% of what is going on if I read a program. It would take years of practice to get up the skills to code my monster of a game.
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Unread 06-25-2010, 09:46 PM   #29
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I have have an incredibly small attention span. You know how doctors will diagnose ADD and ADHD whenever a kid so much as fidgets?

I ain't one of those kids. I got it genuine, and I got it bad.
You could do negotiations on who we don't use the missile on. Perfect!!
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Unread 06-25-2010, 09:53 PM   #30
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I can drink copious amounts of whiskey andstill type ok! LikeI've got a bottle in me and its still good.
Also I can rock any hat known to man
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