Skills

[Hanuman]

What special skills do you have?
What information can you help on?

Let's start building a practical list of things this forum is talented at or knowledgeable of to figure out what we should be posting!

[bluestarultor]

Well, I'm pretty familiar with C# for programming issues, but I really doubt that's going to come up much.

I'm also very familiar with Paint.NET and all the nifty plugins available for it, and HTML, CSS, Javascript, Flash, PHP, and Perl for anyone who needs help designing a web page.

And, not that anyone else probably uses it, but I've got Anvil Studio pretty much all figured out for those who feel like making MIDIs.

[Amake]

I have a vast, titanic vocabulary and can answer almost any given question. Not necessarily good answers, but you know. Also I have impeccable ontological shock resistance and can accept any person, idea or thing, no matter how Earth-shatteringly unusual, without flinching. Though that's not very useful on a forum.

I can write like an angel and draw like a devil. A devil with one eye and claws for hands.

And I'm very modest.

Does that help anyone?

[Loyal]

to figure out what we should be posting!

Elaborate? And what brought this on anyway?

I can draw a bit.

[Nikose Tyris]

My ears buzz usually a full two seconds before the phone rings.

I can focus on two objects simultaneously.

I can tune my farts to hit specific notes.

And I'm restraining from putting a string if sex comments here, mostly because they feel horridly out of place. And because I don't want to have sex with you, Lev.

Maybe with Tev.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

And if you feel like making MIDIs (or non midis by using soundfonts) I can probably help you with TuxGuitar, which is actually a program to create guitar tabs. But I'd also consider it a decent sequencer. Which is to say, I find it easy to use because of my musical training reading the first ten pages of a beginner's book for guitarists, which is not an instrument I play. In fact I don't play any instruments..

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

I can tune my farts to hit specific notes.

Care for a collaboration?

[Amake]

Got a funny story about phone prescience. One time I lived in a house where the phone would make a pretty loud click when someone called, but then wait five seconds to start ringing. On a few occasions I was able to freak out visitors who didn't know about the clicking. I mean freak them right the holy fuck out the door.

Imagine you're sitting in a couch deeply engaged in conversation or videogames or both, then for no reason I get up, walk over to the phone and reach my hand out just in time to pick it up when it starts ringing.

Good times.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

And because I don't want to have sex with you, Lev.

Maybe with Tev.

Anyway, skills.....skills....skillsss......yes!

I am capable of basic construction and roofing. I am an organization master able to file, collate, and spread any form of documentation from medical records to traffic tickets and office memos. I am skilled to varying degrees in multiple collectible card games and am at least passably proficient in most video games and excel in the RTS genre. I am adept in the roleplaying arts and have working knowledge of most fantasy monsters, their ecologies, and their differences between settings and stories. I alliterate acceptably and write well.

I cannot fish. I have given up the hobby as I seem to be unable to catch fish in the mouth, instead hooking them in rather nasty places like eyes, tails, and sides. Don't ask how, I do not know. What I do know is that it seems overly cruel of me to do so to things that I don't even like to eat so I stopped.

[BloodyMage]

I consider myself to be a pretty decent writer. I mean, I'd have to be since I intend on making a career out of it.

[Seil]

I find stuff.