Corrupted Wishes - Page 3

Inbred Chocobo · 06-30-2010, 11:11 AM

Granted. A Pony is thrown at you at a 180 feet per second.

I wish for great power.

greed · 06-30-2010, 11:43 AM

Granted. You ever see Three Kings?

I wish I had a bucket of fried chicken.

bluestarultor · 06-30-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by greed

Granted. You ever see Three Kings?

I wish I had a bucket of fried chicken.

Fair enough. You get a bucket of fried beaks and feet.

I wish I was employed as a programmer.

Bard The 5th LW · 06-30-2010, 02:46 PM

Granted! But despite your career, no one respects your basic authority on the subject!

I wish I could meet and speak with a living Andrew Jackson.

Rejected Again · 06-30-2010, 03:12 PM

Granted! After years of research Andrew Jackson is brought back to life. Upon seeing the technological advances that have been made since his time he instantly goes insane, strangles a guard grabs his gun and kills the entire facility. As he enters the main part of town he finds your house, kicks in the door, and yells "YOU ARE NOT A TRUE AMERICAN!" As he shoots you in the face with a shotty.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

BitVyper · 06-30-2010, 06:59 PM

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I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

Granted. You now crave mastadon meat and nothing else. Unfortunately, you didn't wish to know what it tastes like, so you won't even know if you find something similar.

I wish for infinite lives.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 06-30-2010, 07:08 PM

Granted, you now repeatedly die and reincarnate for all of time. Each death is extremely painful and agonising, and your eternal life cannot be undone. Even when the earth is destroyed and you are left alone in the vacuum of space you will continously die and revive every few minues, each time feeling the pain of sufocation/radiation sickness as your cells are poisoned and you body crushed by the intensity of said vacuum, eventually going insane from the eternal hell you must endure.

I wish I had superpowers.

Bard The 5th LW · 06-30-2010, 08:21 PM

Granted. As you look out your window, you see a meteor crash at the local park. You go and investigate. Once you reach it, you find you are the only one there. You observe the wreckage and find green glowing rocks. These have granted you almost every power one's mind could conceive. However, you have no way of knowing of these powers. You live the rest of your life unaware of the great and incredible things you could have done.

I wish I had the power to travel through time at any point in the past or future.

bluestarultor · 06-30-2010, 08:35 PM

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Granted! But despite your career, no one respects your basic authority on the subject!

Story of my life.

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Granted. As you look out your window, you see a meteor crash at the local park. You go and investigate. Once you reach it, you find you are the only one there. You observe the wreckage and find green glowing rocks. These have granted you almost every power one's mind could conceive. However, you have no way of knowing of these powers. You live the rest of your life unaware of the great and incredible things you could have done.

I wish I had the power to travel through time at any point in the past or future.

Granted, only it turns out the only point you were able to travel through time was when you were three weeks old, after which the power faded and nobody ever knew of it.

I wish I had control over water.

BitVyper · 06-30-2010, 10:34 PM

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I wish I had control over water.

Granted! *Hands you a dollar store water gun*

I wish to discover a clean energy alternative to oil.

06-30-2010, 02:46 PM	#24
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! But despite your career, no one respects your basic authority on the subject! I wish I could meet and speak with a living Andrew Jackson.

06-30-2010, 08:21 PM	#28
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. As you look out your window, you see a meteor crash at the local park. You go and investigate. Once you reach it, you find you are the only one there. You observe the wreckage and find green glowing rocks. These have granted you almost every power one's mind could conceive. However, you have no way of knowing of these powers. You live the rest of your life unaware of the great and incredible things you could have done. I wish I had the power to travel through time at any point in the past or future.