GamerCrush, the Playboy mansion of videogames.

Random Ninja · 07-01-2010, 05:54 PM

So apparently these two girls were at E3, wearing T-shirts that were advertising their website. The premise of the website is you join, pay them a monthly fee and you get to have a 'PlayDate' (See Playmate from Playboy) and that 'PlayDate' has a webcam so you can play a videogame online with them and watch them while you do.

Now you may think 'Oh this is just a harmless website for people to find new friends online' but if that's the case, why do you only have two options for what kind of 'PlayDate' you're looking for? You either select Flirty, or Naughty.

And all 'PlayDates' are required to have their own webcam and microphone.

Seriously, to me, this sounds like just another webcam sex show website with a false pretense of being a way for you to meet girls to play videogames with.

www.gamecrush.com

http://gamecrush.presslift.com/gamec...-with-new-site

I'll wait while you all sign up for the closed Beta.

Because I know you are.

Kyanbu The Legend · 07-01-2010, 06:00 PM

So it's basically video chat with Video Games...

It'll be a smash hit in within months at the most.

Random Ninja · 07-01-2010, 06:03 PM

Yeah, well, it all depends on how far the girls are actually going to go. I imagine if they don't do anything but play the game with you, it won't go too far.

And if they do what I think they'll do, no one will be playing any actual video games!

Insert joystick joke here.

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-01-2010, 06:19 PM

Man I'll play games with people for bus money.

Random Ninja · 07-01-2010, 06:21 PM

I see one of two things happening.

Outcome A. The chicks whip their tits out and give the lonely gamers their cam show (probably after about 10 or so minutes of game time). The website makes tons of money.

Outcome B. The girls do nothing but tease and play video games, the nerds get angry and blue balls. The website shuts down within a year.

Kyanbu The Legend · 07-01-2010, 06:24 PM

Mention naughty which I guess is just a strip tease while playing games accompanied by occasional flirting.

Solid Snake · 07-01-2010, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random Ninja

I see one of two things happening.

Outcome A. The chicks whip their tits out and give the lonely gamers their cam show (probably after about 10 or so minutes of game time). The website makes tons of money.

Outcome B. The girls do nothing but tease and play video games, the nerds get angry and blue balls. The website shuts down within a year.

I'm actually guessing that in practice, GamerCrush will actually accommodate women who cater to both Outcome A and Outcome B.

The difference between "Naughty" and "Flirty" may seem suggestive at first glance but I'm guessing regular GamerCrush veterans will eventually perceive an artificial, manufactured distinction between the two: the girls who are willing to essentially strip for the camera will classify themselves under the "Naughty" option, and the girls who aren't (or perhaps more accurately, won't always) will classify themselves as merely "Flirty." I imagine the "Flirty" girls (who succeed despite offering the men less) will tend to be more attractive.

Random Ninja · 07-01-2010, 06:41 PM

That's if the website makes it that far. So far they seem to only have two girls who are their 'poster children' and neither are terribly good looking.

Lumenskir · 07-01-2010, 06:50 PM

GamerCrush: Games you can beat with one hand while beating it with the other?

Random Ninja · 07-01-2010, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumenskir

GamerCrush: Games you can beat with one hand while beating it with the other?

*Insert Joystick joke here.*

07-01-2010, 05:54 PM	#1
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	GamerCrush, the Playboy mansion of videogames. So apparently these two girls were at E3, wearing T-shirts that were advertising their website. The premise of the website is you join, pay them a monthly fee and you get to have a 'PlayDate' (See Playmate from Playboy) and that 'PlayDate' has a webcam so you can play a videogame online with them and watch them while you do. Now you may think 'Oh this is just a harmless website for people to find new friends online' but if that's the case, why do you only have two options for what kind of 'PlayDate' you're looking for? You either select Flirty, or Naughty. And all 'PlayDates' are required to have their own webcam and microphone. Seriously, to me, this sounds like just another webcam sex show website with a false pretense of being a way for you to meet girls to play videogames with. www.gamecrush.com http://gamecrush.presslift.com/gamec...-with-new-site I'll wait while you all sign up for the closed Beta. Because I know you are. __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

07-01-2010, 06:00 PM	#2
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	So it's basically video chat with Video Games... It'll be a smash hit in within months at the most. __________________

07-01-2010, 06:03 PM	#3
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	Yeah, well, it all depends on how far the girls are actually going to go. I imagine if they don't do anything but play the game with you, it won't go too far. And if they do what I think they'll do, no one will be playing any actual video games! Insert joystick joke here. __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

07-01-2010, 06:21 PM	#5
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	I see one of two things happening. Outcome A. The chicks whip their tits out and give the lonely gamers their cam show (probably after about 10 or so minutes of game time). The website makes tons of money. Outcome B. The girls do nothing but tease and play video games, the nerds get angry and blue balls. The website shuts down within a year. __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

07-01-2010, 06:24 PM	#6
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Mention naughty which I guess is just a strip tease while playing games accompanied by occasional flirting. __________________

07-01-2010, 06:19 PM	#4
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Man I'll play games with people for bus money.

07-01-2010, 06:41 PM	#8
Random Ninja Canada's Secret Weapon. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 278	That's if the website makes it that far. So far they seem to only have two girls who are their 'poster children' and neither are terribly good looking. __________________ :rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.