Corrupted Wishes

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted. Each and every legendary Pokemon now rests in your hands. As you look upon them with joy, Team rocket kicks you in the gonads and steals them all, leaving you with your trusty Weedle.

I wish I had a Audi.

Granted! But that's a powerful car and you're not used to handling something like that so you lose control and crash into a a van full of orphans and when you are arrested you pop on a drug test because of those poppy seed bagels that you love to eat all the time. Due to the combination of the DUI and the hospitalization of those poor orphans, you are imprisoned for life with a cell mate who was arrested for killing man who punched an orphan. All requests for a cell change are denied because let's face it, ain't nobody in that prison wants to help you after what you've done. You lead a very frightening life until being shivved in the shower.

I wish for a porn star mustache.