Corrupted Wishes - Page 5

Rejected Again · 07-02-2010, 01:17 AM

Granted. Each and every legendary Pokemon now rests in your hands. As you look upon them with joy, Team rocket kicks you in the gonads and steals them all, leaving you with your trusty Weedle.

I wish I had a Audi.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-02-2010, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted. Each and every legendary Pokemon now rests in your hands. As you look upon them with joy, Team rocket kicks you in the gonads and steals them all, leaving you with your trusty Weedle.

I wish I had a Audi.

Granted! But that's a powerful car and you're not used to handling something like that so you lose control and crash into a a van full of orphans and when you are arrested you pop on a drug test because of those poppy seed bagels that you love to eat all the time. Due to the combination of the DUI and the hospitalization of those poor orphans, you are imprisoned for life with a cell mate who was arrested for killing man who punched an orphan. All requests for a cell change are denied because let's face it, ain't nobody in that prison wants to help you after what you've done. You lead a very frightening life until being shivved in the shower.

I wish for a porn star mustache.

akaSM · 07-02-2010, 02:15 AM

Granted, that mustache would be great, except you're a girl now, not a good looking girl either but, hey, you love that mustache, don't you?

I wish apple would have honest marketing for their products

Bard The 5th LW · 07-02-2010, 07:27 AM

Granted. In an odd state of literal advertisement, Apple begins harvesting Eyeballs from animals and even some humans to make there Ipods/Iphones. Most people are too disgusted to buy from them now and their sales plunge.

I wish I had a kitten! definitely won't regret this one

Doc ock rokc · 07-02-2010, 12:23 PM

Granted! Here is your little kitten tiger...and there is it's Big mad mother!

I wish for some of the drama of life to settle itself.

Brainmeats · 07-02-2010, 01:38 PM

Granted. Everyone's dead. No more drama.

I wish I weren't so bored.

Magic_Marker · 07-02-2010, 01:44 PM

Granted You are teleported to Bard and his Tiger.

I wish Stella had her grove back.

bluestarultor · 07-02-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

Granted You are teleported to Bard and his Tiger.

I wish Stella had her grove back.

Stella's cleft palette surgery is reversed. She feels ugly again, hates you, breaks up with you, and uses your credit card to get it redone along with a ton of other plastic surgery, breaking your bank and forcing you onto the streets while she subsequently wins millions in beauty pageants.

I wish I had a cookie.

Terex4 · 07-02-2010, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Stella's cleft palette surgery is reversed. She feels ugly again, hates you, breaks up with you, and uses your credit card to get it redone along with a ton of other plastic surgery, breaking your bank and forcing you onto the streets while she subsequently wins millions in beauty pageants.

I wish I had a cookie.

It was made with one of these

I wish my kids demonstrated common sense.

Rejected Again · 07-02-2010, 04:50 PM

Granted! However their new common sense was once yours, how did it feel when you put that fork in the outlet?

I wish my damn posters would stop falling off the wall.

07-02-2010, 12:23 PM	#45
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	Granted! Here is your little kitten tiger...and there is it's Big mad mother! I wish for some of the drama of life to settle itself. __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-02-2010, 01:38 PM	#46
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	Granted. Everyone's dead. No more drama. I wish I weren't so bored. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

07-02-2010, 07:27 AM	#44
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. In an odd state of literal advertisement, Apple begins harvesting Eyeballs from animals and even some humans to make there Ipods/Iphones. Most people are too disgusted to buy from them now and their sales plunge. I wish I had a kitten! definitely won't regret this one

07-02-2010, 01:44 PM	#47
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	Granted You are teleported to Bard and his Tiger. I wish Stella had her grove back.