Corrupted Wishes - Page 22

Loyal · 08-02-2010, 03:11 PM

Granted: you fall into perpetual poverty and can hold the monetary value of your assets in one hand - all thirty-seven cents of it. But hey, at least it's exact.

I wanna be the Monopoly guy.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 08-02-2010, 03:21 PM

Granted

I wish I had not been in the car accident last month that had destroyed my vehicle and that said car was still running perfectly.

Rejected Again · 08-03-2010, 03:14 PM

Granted, the accident never happened. But on your way to work, you get car jacked by a hobo.

I wish my job finally stopped screwing with my hours.

Flarecobra · 08-03-2010, 03:35 PM

Granted. You now work 24 hours a day.

I wish Mountain Dew wasn't so toxic.

Bard The 5th LW · 08-03-2010, 04:17 PM

Granted, it is even more toxic, and it is even more delicious. It is so delicious that you just can't control yourself now. You keep telling yourself that just one won't hurt, but it does. You should stop, but addiction is a powerful thing.

I wish school would start a week later than it is currently.

Wigmund · 08-03-2010, 11:05 PM

Granted, but now it's year-round with no vacations.

I wish it wasn't fucking hot outside.

Flarecobra · 08-03-2010, 11:45 PM

Granted, now you are freezing to death.

I wish fuel was cheap.

Terex4 · 08-04-2010, 12:30 AM

Granted. The United States quadruples its available oil and spreads the love to the general public. Because fuel is now a measly dollar per gallon, no one bothers to carpool or jog to work anymore. Cities and even small towns become heavily congested at all times of the day and because more driving causes more damage to the environment, eco-terrorism is on the rise.

I wish my phone could also microwave my meals and drive me to work.

krogothwolf · 08-04-2010, 01:06 AM

Granted, your phone then realizes that it's to good for you and rebels against your commands, it shoves you into the oven and cooks you. The serves you to your family before running away with the microwave which it fell in love with.

I wish that I could fly a VF-1 valkyrie.

synkr0nized · 08-04-2010, 06:10 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, humanity is still decades, centuries, or longer away from being able to build such a craft, so your knowledge and skills will go wasted.

I "wish" I had telekinetic powers.

08-03-2010, 03:35 PM	#214
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted. You now work 24 hours a day. I wish Mountain Dew wasn't so toxic. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-03-2010, 11:05 PM	#216
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Granted, but now it's year-round with no vacations. I wish it wasn't fucking hot outside. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

08-03-2010, 11:45 PM	#217
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Granted, now you are freezing to death. I wish fuel was cheap. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-04-2010, 01:06 AM	#219
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Granted, your phone then realizes that it's to good for you and rebels against your commands, it shoves you into the oven and cooks you. The serves you to your family before running away with the microwave which it fell in love with. I wish that I could fly a VF-1 valkyrie. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

08-04-2010, 06:10 AM	#220
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,861	Oh how this could go wrong. Granted. Unfortunately, humanity is still decades, centuries, or longer away from being able to build such a craft, so your knowledge and skills will go wasted. I "wish" I had telekinetic powers. __________________ Find love.

08-03-2010, 04:17 PM	#215
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted, it is even more toxic, and it is even more delicious. It is so delicious that you just can't control yourself now. You keep telling yourself that just one won't hurt, but it does. You should stop, but addiction is a powerful thing. I wish school would start a week later than it is currently.