Corrupted Wishes

[Terisse]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Granted, expect McDonalds has now decided to switch to a new method of making pies and coffee, deep frying them and those are the only coffee and pies you will ever be able to get.

I wish I had a Evil Monkey that lived in my Closet.

Granted, unfortunately the smell will never come out of your clothes. Everyone will know.

I really wish the weather could be this nice all the time.

[ChaoticBrain]

Granted. It's a beautiful sunny day for the rest of your life. Of course, now the sun never sets, and there's never any rain, so your half of the globe undergoes severe drought and the population dies from heatstroke. The other side quickly freezes to death.

I wish I had the power to instantly seduce women.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Granted, but it only works on women in their seventies.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything, ever again.

[Specterbane]

Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

I wish I had the power to instantly seduce women.

Make it so! Unfortunately the effect is permanent and perpetually grows on them to the point where any woman who talks to you is instantly infatuated and obsessed with you to the point of violence and exclusion of ALL others in your life. Also you have herpes.

Edit: Hawk, you're wish is granted to never pay for anything ever again. But you're also going to have be homeless from now on.

I wish I had a job.

[krogothwolf]

Granted: You know have a Job! That job? Picking out all the crap(used condoms, paper towels, anything else weird) that flows in from the sewer system into a sewage treatment facility. You get paid minimum wage to do this, have fun!

I wish I could never get sick from anything.

[Wigmund]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Granted: You know have a Job! That job? Picking out all the crap(used condoms, paper towels, anything else weird) that flows in from the sewer system into a sewage treatment facility. You get paid minimum wage to do this, have fun!

Wait, those guys actually get paid pretty damn well here.

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

I wish I could never get sick from anything.

Granted, but the government finds out about your ability and has you kidnapped for study as they try to determine what the source of your miraculous health is so that they can harvest it and use it to create super soldiers.

I imagine some here wish that I'd get back to continuing my Dwarf Fortress LP.
Let's grant them that wish.

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Wigmund

I imagine some here wish that I'd get back to continuing my Dwarf Fortress LP.
Let's grant them that wish.

Granted. You make one post and then die from a typing-related injury.

I wish people would stop thinking that I wish to be a mod.

[ChaoticBrain]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

Granted. You make one post and then die from a typing-related injury.

I wish people would stop thinking that I wish to be a mod.

Granted. We now think that you wish to bring about the Fourth Reich and commit widespread genocide. You sick fuck.

I wish I could start earning reputation points on this forum.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish Evil Earl would end his Genocidal ambitions.

[Rejected Again]

Granted, but he is now president of the United States. OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

I wish I was better at COD